Welcome to the Nightmare Cafe's Senseless Survey. This has no meaning whatsoever. You will not be graded, but if I like what you write (hint: be funny!) you may receive a reply. So, have fun answering these pointless, but entertaining, questions. I'll probably change the questions every once in a while, so feel free to come back as many times as you'd like and give me more useless answers to interrupt the almost comatose bored state I live in.