It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to one side
And said "I'm angry."
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together, come back and see me."
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
And I like the sushi
'Cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me
But I bust through
[Like Andrew Lloyd, I've got a big show
Mine's about a Back-Hoe
There'll be a big sound from the pavement]
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous,
You'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny
When you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind
On my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
And said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
Not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait
Till you say you're sorry
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa, I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
[Like Skywalker, gotta big hunch
Hey, that's my lunch
Yoda's a really, really old guy]
Gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying
Off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that cartoon has got
The boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think you're funny
When you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear
My mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
And said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought
You were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame,
But what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days
'Till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
I met you before the fall of Rome
And I begged you to let me take you home
You were wrong, I was right
You said goodbye, I said goodnight
It's all been done
It's all been done
It's all been done before
I knew you before the west was won
And I heard you say the past
Was much more fun
You go your way, I'll go mine
But I'll see you next time
It's all been done
It's all been done
It's all been done before
And if I put my fingers here, and if I say
"I love you, dear"
And if I play the same three chords,
Will you just yawn and say
It's all been done before?
Alone and bored on a thirtieth-century night
Will I see you on The Price is Right?
Will I cry? Will I smile?
As you run down the aisle?
It's all been done
It's all been done
It's all been done before
A Hydro-field cuts through my neighbourhood
Somehow that always just made me feel good
I can put a spare bulb in my hand
And light up my yard
Late at night when the wires in the walls
Sing in tune with the din of the falls
I'm conducting it all while I sleep
To light this whole town
If you question what I would do
To get over and be with you
Lift you up over everything
To light up my room, my room
There's a shopping cart in the ravine
The foam on the creek is like pop
And ice cream
A field full of tires that is always on fire
To light my way home
There are luxuries we can't afford
But in our house we never get bored
We can dance to the radio station
That plays in our teeth
If you question what I would do
To get over and be with you
Lift you up over and be with you
Lift you up over everything
To light up my room, room
If I were you (and I wish that I were you)
All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue
I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes,
Tie my pantyhose around my neck
I'll be that girl - and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow
If you will not have me as myself,
Perhaps as someone else
Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing
Then even a eunuch won't resist
The magic of a kiss from such as you
I'll be that girl - and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow
It's time to kick off your shoes,
Learn how to choose sadness
It's time to throw off those chains,
Addie our brains
With madness
'Cause we've got plenty of time
To grow old and die
But when at last your beauty's faded,
You'll be glad that I have waited for you
When you're done
With being beautiful and young
When that course is run, then come to me...
I'll be that girl - and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow
I've informed you to leave
'Cause I can't afford to lose more sleep
I get ill when I get tired
So I'll try to rest if you'll stand guard
Do do do do do do do do whoa
Do do do do do do do
I've informed you to leave
'Cause I can't stand to hear you breathe
I chew up and I choke down
The scraps you choose to leave around
Do do do do do do do do whoa
Do do do do do do do
Apparitions still won't leave me alone
It's as if you never left
How am I supposed to remember you
When you won't let me forget?
I've informed you to leave
'Cause I can't afford to lose more sleep
There's your shoes, and there's the door
Please don't come here anymore
Do do do do do do do do whoa
Do do do do do do do
Alcohol, my permnanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Forget the caffe latte,
Screw the rasberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
Our lives never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
Nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
Was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there's a time
And threre's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
Self-control and self-abuse
I love you more that I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
Found me on the floor
Trying on you camisole?
O Alcohol would you please forgive me?
For whil I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
I think it's getting to the point
Where I can be myself again
I think it's getting to the point
Where we have almost made amends
I think it's the getting to the point
That is the hardest part
And if you call, I will answer
And if you fall, I'll pick you up
And if you court this disaster
I'll point you home
You think I only think about you
When we're both in the same room
You think I'm only here to witness
The remains of love exhumed
You think we're here to play
A game of who loves more than whom
And if you call, I will answer
And if you fall, I'll pick you up
And if you court this disaster
I'll point you home
You think it's only fair to do what's best for
You and you alone
You think it's only fair to do the same to me
When you're not home
I think it's time to make this something that is
More than only fair
So if you call, I will answer
And if you fall, I'll pick you up
And if you court this disaster
I'll point you home
But I'm warning you, don't ever do
Those crazy, messed-up things that you do
If you ever do,
I promise you'll be the first to crucify you
Now it's time to prove that you've come back
Here to rebuild
She fed me strawberries and freezer-burned ice cream
I said "Goodbye, I guess"
She lifted up her dress and so I must confess,
We made out one more time before I left for good
She thought I'd come back but I wouldn't want to seem like other guys
A back-and-record love, we sat and read our books
Between those longing looks, compounded by our fear
My toungue inside her ear, my toungue inside her
In the basementof her mother's house where she once taped the
First three sides of Sandanista! for my car
We were looking for ourselves and found each other
In the Car
It was rare to do much more than simply mess around
In the Car
It was mostly mutual masturbation
And though we spoke of penetration
I'd have to wait for someone else to try it out
Once I had this dream where I slept with her mom
A secret all along, unless I've got this wrong
Unless she hears this song, unless she hears it
On a tape inside her car with her new husband and she turns to and says "I think that's me"
In the Car
We were looking for ourselves but found each other
In the Car
We groped for excuses not to be alone anymore
In the Car
We were waiting for our lives to start their endings
In the Car
We were never making love
We were never making love
We were never making love
What am I to wake up suddenly and then
Enroll at the local college and earn me a degree
And I could work weekends.
If I've worked really hard
I could mow your back yard
I could go to Europe travel with my friends
I could blow a thousand Deutschmarks
To get drunk in a pub with some Australians.
Buy a giant backpack
Sew a flag on the back
You think never is enough
Yeah never is enough
You never have to do that stuff
You think never is enough
Yeah never is enough
You never have to do that stuff
I never had to spend a summer planting trees
I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch
Doubled over on my hands and knees.
I never spent a single day in retail
Telling people what they want to hear
Telling people anything to make a sale.
Eating in the food court
With the old and the bored
You think never is enough
Yeah never is enough
You never have to do that stuff
You think never is enough
Yeah never is enough
You never have to do that stuff
The worlds your oyster shell
But what's that funny smell
You eat the bivalve anyway
And you're sick with salmonella
You get your Ph.D.
How happy you will be
When you get a job at Wendy's
And are honored with employee of the month
You think never is enough
Yeah never is enough
You never have to do that stuff
Now I lay me down not to sleep
I just get tangled in the sheets
I swim in sweat three inches deep
I just lay back and claim defeat
Chapter read and lesson learned
I turned the lights off while she burned
So while she's three hundred degress
I throw the sheets off and I freeze
Lids down, I count sheep
I count heartbeats
The only thing that counts is that I won't sleep
I countdown, I look around
Who needs sleep?
well you're never gonna get it
Who needs sleep?
tell me what's that for
Who needs sleep?
Be happy with what you're getting
There's a guy who's been awake
since the Second World War
My hands are locked up tight in fistsbr>
My mind is racing, filled with lists
Of thngs to do and things I've done
Another sleepless night's begun
Lids down, I count sheep
I count heartbeats
The only thing that counts is that I won't sleep
I countdown, I look around
Who needs sleep?
well you're never gonna get it
Who needs sleep?
tell me what's that for
Who needs sleep?
Be happy with what you're getting
There's a guy who's been awake
since the Second World War
There's so much joy in life,
So many pleasures all around
But the pleasure of insomnia
Is one I've never found
With all life has to offer,
There's so much to be enjoyed
But the pleasures of insomnia
Are ones I can't avoid
I never jumped in and rescued you, but I wanted to
I didn't tell you which way to go, 'cause I thought you'd know
You had a problem with your new-found wealth, you brought it on yourself
I never told you so, but I told you so
Chorus
Have to let it go
It's time to let it go
Now I can't believe
It took so long to leave
Perhaps one day I'll grieve
Or I never will
I never told you I agreed with you, I don't think I do
I wan't sure quite what the whole thing meant, but I'm glad you went
I never thought that it could be painless, but it is I guess
I had myself fooled into needing you, did I fool you too?
Chorus
A viral infection that can incubate for years
Caused by affection fallen deep into arrears
No medication to procure
Makes me pure, there's no cure, I am sure
I never mentioned how I've prayed for you, and now I've paid for you
I never said that I would wait for you, it's too late for you
Chorus
Some Fantastic (Ivory and Ivory)
One day I will a fountain
Drink and never grow old
Then I'll market an elixer
that will eliminate the common cold
Find your sicknes on my list
Pay up front and make a wish
One day I will work with animals
All the tests I'm gonna do
All my stuff's completely natural
And when we're done we'll boil 'em
down for glue
that we can use to re-adhere
your lips to mine if you were here
There's a lot I will never do
Some fantastic, I know it's true
But none as much as my want to be with you
I can't stand to wit in line long
So I built a new machine
It just measures up the distance
and eliminates the folks between
One day I"ll caonstruct a satellite
and I'll name it after you
'Cause you were the greatest friend of all
except for when you split my lip in two
To see the look upon your face as I launch you into space
Bye-bye self-respect
I haven't had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of you
Some day I will find the secret
to your social chemistry
Then I'll print it on a t-shirt
and it'll make you want to be with me
If I wear it past your work
you'll see other guys are jerks
Much like pheromones for flies
you will not avoid my eyes
With life just begun, my sleeping new son
has eyes that roll back in his head
They flutter and dart, he slows down his heart
and pictures a world past his bed
It's hard to believe
As I watch you breathe
Your mind drifts and weaves
When you dream,
what do you dream about?
When you dream,
what do you dream about?
Do you dream about
music or mathematics
or planets too far for the eye?
Do you dream about
Jesus or quantum mechanics
or angels who sing lullabies?
His fontanelle pulses with lives that he's lived
With memories he'll learn to ignore
And when it is closed, he already knows
he's forgotten all he knew before
But when sleep sets in
History begins
But the future will win
When you dream,
what do you dream about?
When you dream,
what do you dream about?
Are they colour or black or white,
Yiddish or English
or languages not yet conceived?
Are they silent or boisterous?
Do you hear nosies just
loud enough to be perceived?
Do you hear Del Shannon's "Runaway" playing
on transistor radio waves?
With so little experience,
your mind not yet cognizant
Are you wise beyond your few days?
When you dream,
what do you dream about?
When you dream,
what do you dream about?
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