Jen: *calls Betsy up* Dude!!! You almost ready to go?
Betsy: Yeah almost... man it's starting to really get bad out there...
Jen: Yeah I know... we could skate to the Civic Center! Well get your butt down here!
*Betsy arrives at Jen's house and they drive off to the Civic Center and walk in*
Betsy: I can never get enough of this place!
Jen: Yeah I know! heehee... hey where is everyone anyways?*looks around an empty auditorium*
Betsy: It is really bad out... do you think they canceled the game?
Jen: Wouldn't they tell us if they did?
Betsy: Let's have some fun with this!
*Betsy and Jen walk into the auditorium and all the guys are on the ice practicing. They look confused as to where the hell everyone is too*
Betsy: They look confuzzled too!!!
*Jen and Betsy run over to the zamboni entrance and hop over and into it and plaster themselves against the glass*
Derek: *taps Pete's shoulder* Hey look at those chics over there *points to them*
Pete: hey they're kinda cute... wait... is it those two blonde groupies?
Brent: Hey! It's those two blondes!
*Brent skates over to the entrance and opens it up for Betsy and Jen*
Betsy:Thanks Brent! *hugs Brent* oh geez! *sees Christian*
Jen: Wha...*Sees P.J. and gets into a giggling fit* heehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
*The lights start to flicker*
Pete: What the hell?
Ken: Damnit Pierre!
Pierre: I no do it I swear!!
Mike: *thinks to himself "Maybe they'll believe I'm Jim Carrey...* Hey! *skates over to Jen and Betsy who are busy flirting with their guys* Do you guys know who I am?
Christian: *whispers to Betsy* Don't worry he's not drunk
Jen: what?
Mike: I'm Jim Carrey! Wanna see my tattoo??
Betsy & Jen: NO!
Mike: Oh... ok.*skates away hanging his head in shame* Maybe Ed will fall for it!
Ken: Where the hell is everyone??? Someone go check! Daniel you go!
Daniel: I don't wanna!
Marc: Don't look at me! I spent forever getting my shoe lace to tie just right AH! It's uneven!!! *plops down onto the ice and spends forever trying to retie his ice skate*
*Betsy looks over at Lee who notices her at the same time. He tries to look cool and goes to lean against the front wall of teh bench and falls into the box, Betsy cracks up*
Betsy: You ok Lee?
Lee: Yeah... I uhh.... meant to do that... Oh here it is! *holds up his mouth piece*
P.J.: he always does that when he's CHECKING someone out *laughs*
*Marc is sitting on the ice STILL tying his ice skate humming "Mr. Postman"*
Ken: Will someone PLEASE go??
Vladdy: I do it! *puts his hands on his hips like superman and makes his way out of the skating rink*
*Just then the lights start to flicker*
Maxim: I vant my mummy! *Clings onto Adam who becomes very scared and slowly pries Maxim off him*
Brad: I'll go get a flash light out of the locker room *goes into the locker room*
P.J.: I'm getting scared too! *clings onto Jen... who almost passes out cause P.J.'s hand is 3 inches from her ass*
Betsy: What's gonna happen??
Christian: We be ok! *puts his hand around her*
*Brad comes back out with a flash light*
Brad: Ok, who the hell keeps one of these in their lockers?? *holds up a box of tampons in his hand*
Ed: Hey! Stay outta my stuff! *grabs the box and runs back into the locker room*
Ken: I really worry about that man....
Betsy: I'm getting hungry *Looks at Christian*
Lee: The other team never showed up... what's the point of staying in our uniforms?
Ken: Good point.
P.J.: heehee.... *Jen and P.J. run off to the showers*
Betsy: Hey! No Fair! *crosses her arms and pouts*
Christian: What you whinin 'bout??There is the other locker room!
Betsy: YAHOO!*Christian picks Betsy up and skates over to the other locker room*
*Pete and Sylvain are missing... they already got changed and started roaming teh civic center*
****20 minutes later.....****
*Everyone is changed in normal clothes, Marc is still sitting on the ice fixing his skate, Ken pulls him off to the locker room and makes him get changed*
Brent: Hey... Are Christian and Betsy done yet?
Robb: I dunno, Jen and P.J. are already sitting on the bench eating cherries... hey where did he get those anyways?
*Jen and P.J. sit on the player bench feeding each other cherries*
**Peter and Sylvain found the box where they play the music and start blasting the "Hey Song" over the Amp.**
*Christian and Betsy come out as "We Are the Champions" starts to play, Betsy cracks up*
*10 minutes later, everyone is down on the ice discussing what to do, they are the only ones left in the entire building*
Pierre: Do they know something we don't?
Ronnie: It is really weird that we are the only ones left you know....
Betsy: I'm in the mood for a milk shake...
Lee: I know where we can get one.... (Inside joke... it's alll symbolism at this point... heehee)
Betsy: yay! Show me please??
Lee: No prob! Follow me *Lee Shows Betsy where she can get a MILK shake*
Ken: Take this *tosses Lee and Betsy a flashlight as they walk out*
Betsy: This is so odd that no one is here.... kinda freaky.
Lee: Yeah I know. I don't think I've ever seen this place completely empty before. *The lights flicker for a few moments then go completely out*
***Meanwhile back in the auditorium***
Jen: OH GOD! *clings onto P.J.*
Rich: Ah! Help! I can't open my eyes!!
Pete: You twit! The lights are out!
Rich: I.... Well I... I KNEW THAT! *clears his throat*
Ken: *Turns on a flash light* Where are Lee and Betsy??
Christian: Betsy es gone?!?! *freaks out* I MUST FIND HER!
*Jen and P.J. snuck off to a dark part of the auditorium, and have gotten surprisingly quiet*
Christian: Give me Flash light please!! *Ken hands him a spare flashlight*
*Breathing noises heard from the dark corner of the auditorium*
***meanwhile outside the auditorium***
Betsy: I'm scared *whine* and I miss Christian! *sniffle sniffle*
Lee: It'll be ok! *hugs her as they hide out behind the hotdog stand*
Christian: *Frantically runs up the stairs looking for Betsy and that Lee... guy...*Where are they??
***Meanwhile in the aunditorium***
Brent: heehee *takes one of the flashlights and puts it under his chin and turns it on* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lookey me I am WALLY! GIVE ME MY STICK!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Derek: You freak! *steals his flashlight* THIS is how you do it! *Makes a scary face and does the same thing* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOOK AT ME! I AM THE EVIL HOT DOG KILLER WALLY!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GIVE ME YOUR STICKS!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*At this point Ken is pretty scared*
P.J.: Oh man, I think I killed her! Someone get me a blanket!*Maxim skates over with a blanket* Thanks! Heehee!
***Meanwhile outside the auditorium***
Christian: Ooooooooooohhhh Betsy!!!!! Where are you????
Betsy: CHRISTIAN!!!!! I'M OVER HERE BABY!!!!!!!*flashes the light*
Lee: *under his breath* damnit.... 5 more minutes....
Betsy: CHRIS!!!! *Runs to him and knocks him over, knocking the batteries out of his flashlight*
Lee: Oh geez...*Flashes the light on Christian and Betsy* Can you two take a break?! They're probably looking for us !
Christian: You just jealous! *sticks his tounge out at Lee*
Lee: Am not! Come on you two! *All three of them walk back into the auditorium*
Brent: You're back!!!
Ken:*Darts over to Betsy* They've been doing Wally immatations!!!! make them stop!!!!
Betsy: Come on guys!!!! you're scaring Ken! *takes away Brent and Derek's flashlight*
Brad: You should see their immitations of Domenichelli! It was pretty cool, Brent immitates a good lisp...
Betsy: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! Where is Jen?
Pete: P.J. killed her!!!!
Betsy: WHAT?!
P.J.: She passed out... I think it was too much for her... I should have listened when she....
Everyone: WE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!!!!
Betsy: Is she ok?!?! *Shakes P.J. Vigorously*
P.J.: She'll be fine! She's just knocked out at the moment!!!!
Pierre: Look like we have to camp out here.
Betsy: Good lord P.J.....*Laughs*
Peter: Oh man, those seats aren't comfortable ya know...
Christian: We'll take the penalty box *wiggles his eyebrows at Betsy*
P.J.: Oh come on! I have my name carved in there and stuff!!
Lee: Isn't it bad enough you knocked Jen out in the player box?
Marc: Well at least we know we'll probably win the next game we play!
Christian: I need more good luck...* stands there thinking of ways to get P.J. to move Jen*
Betsy: Screw the player bench!!!!! *pulls Chris into the penalty box*
Ken: Ok, let's see... *puts his hand on his chin and thinks long and hard... *
Robb: some of us can camp out in the locker room. We'll need to find supplies and stuff though.
*Christian is out cold on the floor of the penalty box*
Betsy: AWE CRAP! Someone get me a blanket! *Todd tosses Betsy a blanket*
Ken: Ok, now, some of us will stay here, everyone else break up into groups of two or three and look for blankets, flashlights, food ect.
Daniel: Ok... Pierre you with me *Pierre and Daniel go off*
Lee: Betsy you can come with me *Betsy gets up and follows Lee*
Betsy: So where should we look first?
Lee: We could try that store down near the end of the mall thing
Betsy: Mall thing? You're so technical.
*Betsy and Lee wander off into the store at the end of that mall.... thing*
***MEANWHILE BACK IN THE AUDITORIUM***
*Jen wakes up*
Jen: P.J.?? *tosses her stuff back on and runs over to P.J.* Dude! *And says in her famous voice....* P-Jaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhyyy!!!!
P.J.: Jenny-poooooooo *twirls Jen around*
Jen: Where is Betsy?? *looks over at penalty box* Oh my god! What happened to Christian?!
P.J.: Betsy is off looking for supplies with Lee, and well Christian... *ahem* You know how Betsy is...
Jen: Awe! Poor Christian! heehee! You left Lee and Betsy alone?!
P.J.:Should we be worried?
Jen: *cracks up* No they should be ok.... heehee....
*Betsy and Lee come back with blankets and pillows*
Betsy: How's my little baby poo doing? *walks over to penalty box*ooooh Christian...*tickles his nose and he wakes up*
Christian: Betsy-boo!!!! *hugs Betsy.... he has nothing but boxer shorts on and he's only covered by a blanket....*
Betsy: heeheeheeheeheeheee!!!!! *hops under the sheet with Christian and falls asleep on him*
Ken: Ok, now some of us will sleep in here, and everyone else in the other locker room.... Hey.... Where are Pete and Sylvain....
***************MEANWHILE BACK IN THE FOOD COURT***************
Pete: *BURP* Man... I love Big Macs..... *Pete is lying on his back on one of teh tables in McDonald's with his hand on his stomach*
Sylvain:*BEEEEEELCH* Oh man... dem fries is good....*is lying on the counter* Oh man... you sure we should have eaten all of it? Maybe the guys are hungry....
Pete: Let them get their own damn food... man... I think I ate too much... I can't feel my legs...
Sylvain: I thought you Italians knew how to pack it away!!!
Pete: Well... yeah.... lemme see if I can get up.....*tries to get up and ends up on the floor, still on his back* DAMNIT PIERRE!!!!
Pierre: What the hell?!? I NO DO IT! WHY EVERYONE PICK ON POOR PIERRE?? ME HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!
Ed: I feel your pain man...*Pierre runs in fear and locks himself in his locker again*
*ANYWAYS....*
Sylvain: Oh no Pete! *rolls off the counter and lands on the floor* Awe damn that'll leave a mark....
***********BACK IN THE AUDITORIUM************
Ken: Ok, Lemme see... Rich, what the hell are you doing?
Rich: I'm uhh.... making a tent Ken...
Ken: a tent?? In the announcer box??
Rich: P.J. and Jen took the Wolfpack bench... Chris and Betsy have the penalty box.... I got afraid and let Ed have the opposite players bench.... And damnit! I WANT A TENT! My dad never let me make a tent when I was a kid...
Ken: I bet he never leat you have a beard either.....
Rich: how'd you know?
Ken: Educated guess.... I'm off to bed, night Rich.
Rich: Night Capn' Ken! *salutes, Ken laughs and walks off into the locker room*
Ken: Did Rich eat paint chips as a kid?
Brent: No, but Ed did.
Adam: He didn't just eat paint chips.... he drank the paint!
Maxim: How come we always pick on poor Ed?
Marc: Cause it's so easy...
Robb: Look at him.... how can you NOT make fun of him?
Maxim: Good point.
Lee: man this floor is hard...
Chris Winnes:Stop whinning! Let's get to sleep!
Ken: I wonder where Sly and Pete went...
Lee: Maybe it's best that we don't know... you know those guys...
*************THE NEXT MORNING************
*That night it snowed a LOT, there was a foot and a half of snow outside. The city was shut down because they couldn't get snow plows through it. Everyone woke up eventually, Lee had a very stiff neck, and P.J. woke up at like 7 AM. Damn morning people.....*
P.J.: Yay!! It's morning!!! *jumps out of the player box and runs to get his skates an puts them on* Heehee!!! *starts skating around the rink*
Betsy: What the hell.... *lifts her head and peers out of the penalty box* Oh my god P.J......
Christian: *slowly lifts his head and looks at P.J.* heehee, way to go twinkle toes!
P.J.: Thanks, heehee *tries to twirl and ends up flying over the player bench like Eric Lindros*
Jen: BRAVO P.J.!!! *Jen, Betsy and Christain clap for P.J.* ENCORE! ENCORE!
Derek: What the....*wanders out of the opposite teams locker room* P.J.?!
P.J.: HEY YA DEREK!
Derek: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP THIS EARLY!? FIGURE SKATING?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!
P.J.: I'm straight!!! Just have a lot of energy in the morning! *smiles as he loses his balance again and falls over*
Jen: That's MY P.J.!!! *jumps on P.J.*
Ken:*yells* WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE LET US SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!
P.J. & Jen & Betsy & Christian: SORRY KEN!!!
**********MEANWHILE UP IN MCDONALD'S*************
Sylvain: *is the only one awake, Pete is still sleeping* oh man... this is so boring... *lies on the floor still on his back and start to hum* 99 bottles of Jolt on the wall... 99 bottles of Jolt... take one down and pass it around.... 98 bottles of Jolt on the wall *looks out teh window* HOLY POOP ON A STICK!!!! *runs to teh window* Lookey at the snow!!!!
Pete: huh....*looks up at Sylvain, then out the window* OH MY GOD! SNOW! Heehee!! Let's go tell everyone!
Sly: Yeah... wait... what time is it?
Pete: 7:30 AM. Oh yeah, Ken will kill us. Let's wait till 8... what should we do?
Sylvain: I'm thirsty... *wanders over to the drink thing* Man, you drank ALL the coke?! There's nothing left but Shamerock milk shake and Jolt!
Pete: Gimme milk shake!
Sly: Ew... it's so green....
********AT 8:00...************
*Pete and Sly come racing into the auditorium*
Pete: GUYS! THERE IS LIKE TWO FEET OF SNOW OUTSIDE!!!! *jumps up and down*
*Betsy, Christian, Jen,and P.J. are sitting in the player box playing gin rummy*
P.J.: TWO FEET?!
Christian: Yay!! Romping in the snow here I come!!
Betsy: Oh geez.... frostbite here I come....
Sylvain: You gotta check it out!
Ken: Did I hear something about two feet of snow?
Pete: YEAH!! The whole city is shut down!! It's quiet out!
Lee: *YAWN* How the hell are we supposed to get back home?!
Betsy: Well, Jen and I live close by, you guys cam stay at our houses till this gets better.
Jen: Yeah! Half of you at my house, half at Betsy's!
Brent: *wanders out with everyone else* Well, how are we going to get there?? Cars are obsolete!
Betsy: We need someway to melt the snow so we can get through....
Jen: Where is P.J.? *looks around*
Betsy: I don't see him....
Marc: uh-oh....
Betsy: I don't see Pierre either...
*Just then P.J. and Pierre come zooming out on the zambonis*
Betsy: OH! GOOD IDEA!
*Betsy came up with the idea of driving the zambonis through the snow, since it would melt the snow a little, enough to drive through it. They attatched a big trailer type thing to the back of the two zambonis so they could take everyone out in one trip. Going down the stairs was rough... Ed fell out when they hit a really big bump and he got stuck in the HCC by himself, living off Fries and Jolt Cola. Half of the Wolfpack stayed at Jen's house, and half at Betsy's house as they agreed.*