Christian bought a jolt
From P.J. for a dime

P.J. say.....

You put the Jolt in the Surge
And you drink dem both up
You put the Jolt in the Surge
And you drink dem both up

P.J.! Is there nothing I can take??
I Said P.J.!
To relieve this "head" ache?!

You put the Jolt in the Surge
And run to Canada!
You put the Jolt in the Surge and run to Canada!

P.J.! What will I do??
I Said P.J.!
My wife will KILL you!

I'll put some Jolt in my Surge
And drink it all up

I'll put some Jolt in my Surge and swim to England!