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This is a little story that i wrote for English....it's rated PG but it's too funny.
One day, Betsy and I decided to go to a Hartford Wolfpack hockey game. We're really good friends with one of the players, Brent Thompson. He wanted us to meet him in the locker room after the game so we could figure out when to baby sit his kid, Tage. The game was great but Wally, the goalie for the other team, thought otherwise. He got a severe concussion and went into a coma. Everybody in the Civic Center screamed "Oh come on! You blue piece of pewk! You can't take it like a man! You Wussy!" Finally when he came out of the coma he was better but he insisted his name was Nemo.
We won the game 10-0. So after we had no voices and done with our little victory dance, we proceeded to meet our buddy Brent in the locker room. Brent introduced us to the whole team. # 20 P.J. Stock and I hit it off really well. We just stood there talking and flirting for a long time. My friend Betsy became friends with this Dubé guy. He speaks French so I don't think she knew what he was saying to her. I didn't think that P.J. and I were talking for a long time but when we stop we were the only ones in there. Finally P.J. asked if I wanted to go out sometime; I said, "yes!".
We went to this French restaurant and we both had a great time. We went out a lot after that. After about a year we couldn't be separated. We were always together. The same thing happened to Betsy and that Dubé guy. I finally found out that his real name was Christian Dubé. He is really kewl and nice. Anyways one night P.J. came over my house. We were sitting on my couch watching some action flick and after it P.J. said, "Jen? I have a question!" I responded, "yeah?" and P.J. got down on one knee. I thought he was just stretching. He said, "Will you marry me?" After I said yes, I guess I fainted. I can't remember what happened after that.
A week later we started to plan out the wedding. We decided to get married on the 26th of May; P.J's birthday. The weird thing is that Christian and Betsy got married on the same day in the same place. A day before the wedding, P.J. and Christian had a bachelor party and Betsy and I had our bachlorette party. The whole team went to P.J.'s party. This is what happened:
Marc Savard was talking to P.J. "They let you have the whole bar?"
P.J. responded, "Well look how many of us there are!"
Brent butted in, "Hey P.J., Dean and the stripper left in his car."
Mike questioned, "Again?"
P.J. said, "We better watch Christian and the beer. Betsy almost killed me last time. He got a tattoo. Christian was so drunk that he agreed to it! Betsy was so pissed at me after."
Lee asked, "Where'd he get it done?"
P.J. said quietly, "He got it on his butt."
Ed got frustrated, "Is that why he didn't show it to me when when i asked to see it?"
Peter walks over and says, "hey where'd that stripper go? I'm gettin' kind of lonely."
Brent looked at him with a serious face and pats Peter on the head, " I'm sorry man!" Brent starts whimpering, "Dean stole her."
Meanwhile Ed walks out of the bathroom with Tampons up his nose saying "Owwie." because be got a bloody nose.
Lee turns to P.J. "Man, your getting married on your birthday!"
Brent joins in the conversation "Better drink up man, married life is something else. Enjoy being single for your last time."
P.J. sighs, "Get me another beer."
Christian walks over, "Oh man, and I get married tomorrow too. More beer si vou plau!"
Vladdy looks up, "Wha?"
Brent give a confused look, "Oh come on, it's not that bad!"
Christian whispers "Bessa mea fess!"
Pierre sticks his tongue out at Christian, "No!"
P.J. says with shaky hands, "I'm so nervous about tomorrow!"
Lee says, "Oh it's great P.J. Trust me man!"
Christian yells "HEY! What's Dan doing with those champagne glasses?"
Dan, who is totally drunk off his butt jumps on the bar and puts the glasses over his ears while he wiggles his butt, singing, "I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be like P.J."
P.J. says "Oh no!" and bangs his head on the bar.
Sylvain whispers to P.J. "That's gonna leave a mark."
Todd says, "Yeah! I've had that problem!"
Ken comes up to P.J. "Great party man!"
Robb looks at P.J. "What's wrong, dude? Your gonna love married life! trust me man!"
Then Danial interrupts "What the heck is Mike doing over there?"
Christian answers "He's got a lamp shade around his waist and he's doing the hula."
Mike is singing "ooooo why kee kee...ohhhh i feel so freeeee...come on dance with meeee..."
then Mike falls off the bar and lands into Adam's lap and says "Hey sailor!"
At the same exact time Betsy and I were having our bridal shower...
We were playing Thruth or Dare.
Betsy says "Man, Kim, Thanks so much. This is so fun!"
I said "Yeah! Thanks Kim!"
Kim hugged us both and said "Well, it would have been more fun if Lee Sorochan's wife didn't take the stripper home with her!"
Kurbey, Ken Gernander's wife, walks in with Chris Ferraro and Geoff Sanderson, "Hey girls! Look who came to the wrong party! They brought salad dressing, Italian and French. Hmm, It must be an inside joke."
Pierre's girlfriend says, "So which Ferraro is better? considering that they are twins."
Mrs. Sorochan hiccups and says, "Both!"
Betsy interupts, "Hey! I thought you ran away with the stripper."
Mrs. Sorochan responds, "Well, ya know. They kinda get boring after about three drinks."
We all backed away from her very slowly. Trying not to break eye contact then continuted our little game. Then Mrs. Stauber wouldn't stop eating the cheese. After that everytime someone would mention the word "cream" Betsy would go into a giggling fit. Then Mrs. Sorachan said something about Nemo and jello.
I look at Betsy and say, "Oh my god, dude! we're getting married tomorrow. Icky!"
Betsy screached, "Oh geez. Your right man! This might suck huh?"
Kim takes out the wine and beer and says, "Forget about it girls! This is a party!" After that Kim took Polaroids of Mrs. Sorachan talking to a chair named "Nemo" and of Betsy and I with toilet paper around our heads staring at the lava lamp saying, "awwwwwwmchickichickiboomboomlalala..." I don't really remember what happened.
After the parties Betsy had to sleepover my house because your not allowed to see your future husband before the wedding. We had a blast! Finally when i woke up but I had such a bad hangover that i couldn't see. After a while I saw all the wives of the guys on the team getting Betsy ready for the big night. We all decided to get married at a Wolfpack play-off game during the intermissions. Betsy got married during the first intermission and I got married the second.Betsy wore a pair of flare jenas and a Sorochan jersey because her wedding dress had a big Italian dressing stain on the front of it.... I wore a pair of jeans, Devil Tails© and a Wolfpack jersey that said "Mrs. Stock" on the back with the numbers 20˝ on it. Well Betsy got married and then the second intermission came around. The Wolfpack were leading 6-0 so P.J. was very exited even though he got in a fight and had to get 5 stiches over his left eye. The music began and I skated onto the ice. I met P.J at center-ice. Damon Scott, The radio D.J. for 96.5 TIC FM, walked down the red carpet to center ice and started the ceremony. He asked for the rings, yada, yada, yada. After the ceremony P.J. did his little "pump it up" thing and carried me off the ice.
Ten years after we got married, Betsy and Christian moved in across the street from my hubby and me. Now we have 20 children. All of the little, hockey playing, butt kicking, ladies are named Jennifer and all of the little, fisty, fighting, fiery, boys are names Phillip Joseph Stock. Betsy is currently pregnant and already has 62 offspring with that Dubé guy.
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