It was only a few days after Christian Dubé's 21st birthday, and P.J. wanted to take Christian out for drinks, now that he was old enough. Betsy: Now P.J., please don't bring him home to me drunk off his ass!! I REALLY wouldn't like that!
P.J.:Trust me!! Come on Chris!*he and Christian hop into P.J.'s truck*
Jen: You know they're both going to come home so drunk off their ass they won't even know their own names!
P.J.: So Christain, got any tattoos?
Christian: Nope
P.J.: WHY the hell not??
Christian: I dunno if Betsy would go for that sort of thing
P.J.: Jen loves my tattoos! Come on man! Let's go get one!!!!
Christian: I dunno P.J.......
P.J.'s mind: Get him REALLY drunk... he'll say yes to anything..... you remember what happened when Lee got really drunk and went home with that $5 whore and later married her........
P.J.: Another drink Chris? *devilish smile*
Christian: Sure!
P.J.: So Chris, how's about a tattoo??*P.J.'s stilll drinking the same beer he had two hours ago*
Christian: Sure I'd love another fondoo....*hiccup*
P.J.: Come on Chris!! *Christian and P.J. drive to a tattoo parlour*
*Christian sticks his head out teh window like a dog, complete with his tounge hanging out*
P.J.: CHRIS! GET BACK IN HERE! *pulls him in* yeesh! *they arrive at the parlour and walk in*
Tattoo Guy: Hey Boys, so which one of yas is getting teh tattoo? *P.J. points to Christian*
Tattoo Guy: Ok sir, right this way...*Takes Christian to the back room, at this point Christian is so out of it, he's only speaking french*
**** an hour later....****
Christian: Ow my ass....
P.J.: Don't worry! Betsy'll love it!*Christian passes out*
*P.J. drives Christian home*
*Christian walks in the house*
Christian:HUNNY! *hiccup* I'M Home!!! *Betsy walks down to see Christian*
Betsy: Christian....Oh my god... I'm gonna kill P.J.... you ok Lo... AHH! *Christian jumps on Betsy and uh... you can figure out the rest*
MEANWHILE AT JEN'S PLACE...
*P.J. knocks on the door, Jen answers*
Jen: Hello...P.J.! AHH! *P.J. jumps to Jen, Jen jumps to P.J., they meet half way in mid air... crash into each other and knock each other out in the doorway*
**15 minutes later at the Dubé house**
Betsy:Oh My god! A TATTOO!!!!*Christian is passed out on the kitchen floor*
Betsy: I'm gonna have a talk with Mr. Stock....*puts on some clothes and Walks down to the Stock's house*
Betsy: P.J..... Oh my god. They're passed out on the floor and they didn't even bother taking their clothes off... new record Peej!*Betsy lightly kicks P.J.'s side* Wake up sleepy head!
P.J.: Oh Hi Betsy!
Betsy: WHY DOES MY MAN HAVE A TATTOO ON HIS ASS??
P.J.: You don't like it?
Betsy: HOW DRUNK DID YOU GET HIM??
P.J.: Oh just a little... he agreed to go get it!
Betsy: He'll agree to go get anything when you got him as drunk as you did!
P.J.: But don't you like it?
Betsy: It;s cute, but do you know how long it's going to be until his ass won't hurt anymore??
P.J.: Oh come on!
Betsy: I'm very sensitive when it comes to my hunnies butt!I don't think he's even aware he GOT a tattoo! He mauled me like a puppy in our kitchen!
P.J.: So it wasn't all bad....*Jen wakes up*
Jen: Wha.... what happened.... Betsy??
Betsy: P.J. got Chris drunk and convinced him to get a tattoo!!! *whines*
Jen: PHILLIP JOSEPH STOCK THE THIRD! *kicks P.J. in teh shin*
P.J.: OWWIES!!!! *hops around*
Betsy: Now Christian has a tattoo of a heart with my name in it on his ASS!
Jen: *starts laughing* Guess who's gonna get stuck on bottom for the next week or so!
Betsy: SHUT UP! DAMNIT P.J.! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HIM DRUNK! *kicks his shin*
Jen: HEY! Only I can do taht! *kicks P.J.'s shin*
P.J.: HELP! I'M BEING ABUSED!!!*hobbles around and inside*
Jen: I'll go take care of it Betsy.... sorry about Chris's ass!
Betsy: It's alright... He has something tattooed in french next to the heart... I'll have to find out what it means....
DAMN IT PIERRE!