Contents: Introduction, 4/11/99, 4/16/99, 4/18/99, 4/22/99, 5/09/99, 10/08/99
Okay, I realize that I haven't been updating my page very often, and that makes me something of a hypocrite because I get all annoyed when other people don't update their homepages. So, I've decided, for all you procratinators and time-killers out there, to add a section that will have random new things on it. I'm not going to promise that it will be updated on an extremely regular basis, but I will try to update it a little more often than the rest of the page. I may also update it on occasions when I am perturbed that other people have not updated their webpages since 1996, and that way I will be able to go "Ha! I updated my page and you didn't update yours! Nanny nanny poo poo!" This page will be exceedingly random. I may or may not leave up old new things when the new new things go up, and this paragraph may or may not remain on the page, it all depends on my mood. It should also be noted that when I say new, I mean new to this page, not necessarily new to the universe.
Okay, so here's the new thing for today, April 11, 1999 :
New thing for Sunday April 18, 1999
Last Sunday, I spent the morning snacking on onion bagels because they taste so rockin'. I was just finishing off the last bagel, when the phone rang. It was Bill Clinton. He told me, 'Jennie, I need some onion bagels and it's a matter of national security.' In a panic, I rushed out to go to buy more. While speeding to the local Red Apple, I crashed my car into a green bus, driven by Dr. Frank. 'wow!! Sorry about that,' I said. 'Are you okay?' Dr. Frank was fine, but I think I twisted my toe. I explained why I was in such a rush in the first place.
Well, Dr. Frank wanted to help upon hearing that onion bagels and Bill Clinton were involved. We hitch-hiked to Red Apple and bought 2 onion bagels. Air Force One was out in the parking lot and quickly whisked Dr. Frank , the rockin' bagels and me to Washington, D.C. Once in the White House, we made our way to the Oval Office. It was slinky! Bill Clinton thanked us and gave us a food processor signed by Miss Piggy. Air Force One then flew us back to New York. That night I thought, 'wow!! What a way to spend a Sunday!'
This really happened, but if you wanna pretend that you had such a cool experience, you can go get your own bagel story from the Incredible Bagel Story Generator.
New thing for Thursday April 22, 1999
New thing for Sunday May 9, 1999
