You Know You're A Ben Fan If...

 
  1. You circle August 15th (Ben's Birthday) on calenders in rooms that you don’t even go into
  2. Your friends call you names like Affleck, Mrs Affleck or Bens Chick
  3. Your friends call you when they see Ben on the TV or hear him on the radio
  4. Your friends ask you if you are too busy with Ben to talk to them
  5. You eat, sleep, breath and dream about Ben 24/7
  6. You talk to you Ben posters… even asking questions (and sometimes even waiting for answers!)
  7. You kiss your Ben posters Goodmorning (and incase you don’t see them… good afternoon, good evening and goodnight) and goodbye
  8. You sing to your Ben posters
  9. You join every Ben Affleck mailing list on the Internet that you can find
  10. You have a website dedicated to Ben
  11. You are constantly leaving messages for Ben on his official web-board
  12. You sit logged onto the official web-board and refresh every 10 minutes to see if he appears on there to answer questions
  13. You get a little over excited when Ben answers your question on the official web-board (BTW he wears Boxer-Briefs!! Whooo hoooo!! J )
  14. You walk out of a store because the saleperson has never heard of Ben Affleck
  15. You visit EVERY website that you can find that is dedicated to Ben
  16. Your friends dare not deny you ANY Ben poster that may come into their possesion
  17. You have your friends cutting up all their magazines for even the smallest picture of Ben that might be in there so that they can give it to you
  18. You keep a notebook dedicated to Ben
  19. You answer the phone 'Affleck household, lady of the house speaking' or 'Hello this is Ben Afflecks number one fan'
  20. You find it WAY too easy to write a 'You know you’re a Ben Affleck fan when…' list
  21. You see Matt Damon and IMMEDIATELY say 'Where's Ben?'
  22. You tape everything and anything that Ben is on
  23. You stay up until 3.30 in the morning watching GOOD WILL HUNTING and typing out a 'You know you’re a Ben Affleck fan when…' list waiting for a half hour BEHIND THE SCENES show about Forces Of Nature just so that you can tape it (Yep that’s what Im doing NOW!!)
  24. You give Ben a standing ovation and/or ask for a moment of silence when he appears on the TV
  25. You know where he lives
  26. Your friend lives near a street called Ben Avenue and you make her drive down it every time you are over at her house
  27. You screech to a halt on the middle of the street just because you think you see someone who may look like Ben
  28. You You wave at limos just incase Ben MAY be inside
  29. Your driving to see a Ben movie one night and you open the windows and make your friend scream along with you 'Ben Affleck Rules' and 'I love Ben Affleck'
  30. You have to to absolutly see every Ben Affleck movie the first night its out even if it means feigning illness to get a night off work
  31. You hear the name Ben and immediately drop everything to find out who said it
  32. You start RE-liking that Armegeddon song because Ben is in the video
  33. You rent Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie sand watch it over and over looking for Ben (he plays a Baseball Player)
  34. You watch one Ben movie more then twice in one day
  35. You sing the song BEN by Micheal Jackson constantly
  36. You insert the word BEN into other songs that you sing
  37. You know every last little fact about him
  38. You actually thought it was cute when he pretended that noise was him farting and excused himself at the 99 Oscars
  39. You have atleast 10 fanfics on the go about him at once and you STILL have 100 ideas for more in your head!
  40. When you get to number 40 on a 'You know you’re a Ben Affleck fan when…' list and you have said THAT’S ME 39 times
  41. You hang out in Coffee shops and Burger Kings all over LA just incase Ben might happen to walk in
  42. Your email address is <>@ben-affleck.zzn.com (CLICK HERE for more details!!)
  43. Your heart beats 20 times faster at the slight chance that you may catch a glimpse of Ben on the TV
  44. You confuse your friend with Ben Vocabulary!! eg. I do believe that I have come to that pivital moment of the day in which I must leave your presence and continue with the ongoing chore of schoolwork to which I have been assigned for the weekend… ie. I gotta go do homework now!!
  45. You daydream about him in class and write his name on your folder
  46. You find yourself designing tattoo's on parts of your body with his name entangled somewhere within it
  47. You see posters for him movies around time and find yourself saying BEN! Whenever you pass them!
  48. Even you PARENTS know all about him