DOGMA CONTROVERSY

Rumours abound that Dogma, Kevin Smith's film starring Ben and Matt as well as other stars will not be released. This is because of it's controversial subject matter involving Christianity. But this is all hype folks - started apparently by Mr. Showbiz (the guy Ben had words with). Phew!! Look for Dogma in theaters sometime this October.

BEN - SANDRA ROMANCE? CUT THE BULL...

So they starred together in a movie. Does it mean that Ben and Sandy B are dating? No! No! No! I've got my eye on him and no one is going to take him away. Besides the two denied that they were ever involved. Sandra Bullock said that ''Any woman linked with Ben would be lucky. He's a great guy.'' Ain't that the truth. Where's my name then? While Ben for his part said ``I've been linked to Pam Anderson, Calista Flockhart ... and Matt Damon.'' Good one Ben. That kills that rumour.

Stupid Rumour of the Month:

BEN AFFLECK - AN ALIEN?

Yup people, this one is 'supposedly' true. I heard this from a friend who heard it from a friend who read in some mag that...and she swears its true...that GASP, COUGH Ben Affleck is an alien. Pardon me while I dislodge the ball of disbelief lodged in my throat. I have no idea how this came about but you have to admit - those tabloids sure are original!

BEN IS DATING CALISTA FLOCKART

Yes everyones hearts stopped when they heard that Ben was going public about his relationship with Calista Flockart the star of ALLY McBEAL!!! Only to be re-vitalized when they discovered it was Ben STILLER that was going public and not Ben Affleck!! (Its OK Kids… you're still in with a chance)

BEN SHOT HIMSELF!!

Shock Horror!! Ben killed himself!!! Weird how it didn’t make it into the news or anything!! Hmmmm!!! And the fact that he was posting on his official site at the time he should have been… umm… dead!!! I guess we shouldn’t be making funeral arrangements JUST yet!!! Where do they come up with this stuff

BENS GETTING MARRIED!!!

This one was in the STAR!! Well then it MUST be true then eh!!! Well Ben denied this one himself so we're gonna go with him on this one!!!! Geeeeeesh!!!