WHO IS WHO?
Chris NoMore, 20, Membranophone mutilation.
PJ Fancher, 19, Bass Player (bottom feeder)
Adam Unhinged, 23, vocals and guitars
Brian Krashpad, old enough to be everyone else's dad (literally),
vocals and guitars
WHAT WOULD WE FIND IF WE CHECKED OUT YOUR CD COLLECTION?
Chris: Primus, Residents, Public Enemy, Minutemen
PJ: Tool, Deftones, Korn, Rage against the machine, Hot Water Music,
NIN, Braid, Leatherface, Radiohead, Primus
Adam: Paul Van Dyk, Bad Religion, Sisters of Mercy, Paul Oakenfold, AC/DC, Bauhaus, Orbital, Crash Pad, etc.
BK: Hmm, you'd find some old rock and roll, some classical, some jazz
and some pop, power pop, and punk.

WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR BEST LIVE PERFORMANCE TO DATE?
Chris: The one where we didn't completely fuck up all the songs. Oh wait, that hasn’t happened yet.

PJ: For Crash Pad......uh...um...probably the Hempfest show. Why, you say? Because that's the only show I've played with these guys so far.
Adam: Either headlining the 1999 Hempfest due to the sheer energy and
tightness of the show, or the Ft. Myers gig (as a trio) due to the kids’ moshing and reaction.
BK: Those 2 were right up there, the show we played on one's day's notice at Brick City (another local club) this summer was great too.
WHAT IS THE BAND’S FINEST HOUR?
Chris: The hour where I spent two minutes telling Crash Pad I quit and the other fifty-eight minutes spent eating Funyuns and watching "Cabin Boy"
PJ: Haven't been around long enough to find out.
Adam: finest hour... perhaps when we opened up the Alachua County
Music Harvest (before most of us were in the band).
BK: Well, that I suppose was the biggest "event" we played (speaking as the only surviving member from those days), but maybe if we win one of the 3 1999 Hogtown Music Awards ("Hammies") for which we've been nominated, which I highly doubt will happen, that could move up there.
WHAT DOES THE GROUP HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH?
Chris: Nothing short of world domination. Or second place in some bar band competition.

IS THE BAND INTERESTED IN OBTAINING MANAGEMENT OR A RECORDING DEAL?

BK: Hell yeah, bring it on! Management and label people, give us a call.
HOW DO YOU FEEL THE INTERNET CAN HELP YOUR CAREER IN MUSIC?
Chris: By letting us steal other people's songs in new and exiting ways.
PJ: MP3s and web pages help expose your music to people that would probably never hear of you otherwise.

WHO WRITES THE SONGS?

Chris: Barry Manilow
WHAT IS EACH MEMBER’S FAVORITE FOOD, COLOR AND CITY?
Chris: General Cho's Chicken, General Cho's yellow, and Gainesville. PJ: FOOD: Burrito Bros. COLOR: varies with mood CITY: New York
Adam: Food. Hrm.. is it PC to say women? No? Tough... that's my favorite snack. Colour, I'd have to say black, since I'm the "spooky goth kid" in the band, the one with dyed black hair, the black tank top, etc. Favorite city? I like Tampa and Orlando right now, just because of the clubs and the tattoo parlors... I've only got one right now, a dragon on the back of my neck, but two piercing which you'll only see if you're in the audience.
BK: Probably pizza for food. For color Adam has already hogged black, so I'll say camo. I am thinking of putting up a webpage called "Brian Krashpad's Camouflages du Monde" so that the world can keep track of my camo collection and get helpful camo fashion hints (e.g., always make sure those cargo pockets are bellowed, and only surplus camos count!). For cities I will say London since it's the only real big exotic city I've been in as an adult. Plus my honeymoon was there.
WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE KNOW?

Chris: I got kicked out of honor society because I told the principal’s daughter to **** my ****. And she didn't even do that. True story.
Adam: We're really just musical whores. We have our own sound and anti-looks, and will play anywhere, anytime, for pretty much anyone. Hempfest, Music Harvest, Gay Christians for Satan, Tammy Faye’s Musical Revue, Copacabana, it doesn't matter, as long as there's someone willing to listen, we'll be willing to blow some eardrums.
BK: Well, despite what my wife would say I wouldn't play for anybody with Satan featured prominently in their group title (Santa, though, I'd play for him, he could pay in toys), but otherwise yeah, you gotta stage or a house somewhere, we'll come to you. We aren’t pretty, but we rock.