Greetings,
NIRVANA is a three piece spawned from the bowels of a redneck loser town called Aberdeen WA. and hippie commune, Bainbridge Island. Only together for 7 months Kurdt-Guitar, vocals, Chris-Bass and Chad-Drums have aquired a single on Sub Pop Records.
A Demo, success and fame and a following of millions. Selling their bottled sweat and locks of hair have proven to be the largest money maker so far, but in the future; dolls, peechees, lunch boxes and bed sheets are in the works. An LP is due this April from the wonderful offices of Sub Pop world headquarters. Talent agents Bruce Pavitt (alias henry Mancini) and Jonathan Poneman (alias Fred Flintstone) have "treated the boys good". The boys hope to work on more projects with them in the future.
NIRVANA sounds like black sabbath- playing the KNACK, Black Flag, led zeppelin, and the stooges, with a pinch of bay city Rollers. Their musical influences are: H.R. Puffnstuff, Marine Boy, Divorces, Drugs, Sound effects Records, the Beatles, Young Marble Giants, Slayer, leadbelly, IGGY.
NIRVANA sees the underground music SEEN as becoming, stagnant and more accessable towards commercial MAJOR LABEL interests. Does NIRVANA want to change this? No way! We want to cash in and suck butt up to the big wigs in hopes that we too can get High and F*ck wax figure-hot babes, who will be required to have a certified AIDS test 2 weeks prior to the day of handing out back stage passes. Soon we will need chick spray repellant. Soon we will be coming to your town and asking if we can stay at your house and use your store. Soon we will do encores of Gloria and Louie Louie at benefit concerts with all our celebrity friends.
We realize that there was once a 60's band called NIRVANA but don't get us confused with them because they totally suck big f**king dick.
Goodbye.