Welcome to my 1st stab at this sort of this sort of thing. I hope you enjoy it. Please don't misunderstand me though. I actually like the Spice Girls. But the way I see it, if you like something, but can't bring yourself around to joke about it, you like it a little too much, and take everything too seriously. So if you like the page, or just want to bitch to me about it, sign the guestbook! And please try to take this page in the spirit it was intended. BTW, this page will remain the same as it always has even though Geri has split from the rest of the Spice Girls.
Here are the 5 beautiful and talented young women known as the "Spice Girls," all recent victims of the ball-eating addiction that has been sweeping the nation's celebrities.
"Shhh... be vewy, vewy quiet... I'm hunting balls..."
"Everytime I eat balls, it gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside."
"When is the delivery boy gonna get here? I WANT MY BALLS!!!"
Here we see Geri, just after finishing her meal of fresh balls, signalling that everything is now A-OK.
"If you don't give me your balls, I'll beat you up and take them!"
"If I don't get some balls soon, I'll go nuts... Ahh, I could use some nuts about right now..."
"Yes, that's right, I have a nose ring. Now let me feast upon your scrotum!"
Here we see Melanie C. crouching down low, preparing to srike upon her next, soon-to-be-ball-less, victim.
Victoria uses a different approach to get her balls by luring her victims in with her coy smile.
"If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, c'mon , suga', and gimme your balls... "
Finally, we see the "Spice Girls" at a press conference announcing that they are checking into the Mr. T Clinic (named after the first celebrity victim of this disorder) to get some help.
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