Girls


BlueBerry
BlackBerry
RaspBerry
StrawBerry
Now that Geri is gone, the Spice Girls have had to become the Pies Girls. They've changed their Spice Names to their new Berry Filling Names. What did they have to say about this name change?

"People are always saying that I never smile, so it was absolutely fitting that I should be BlueBerry. It sounds so elegant, don't you think?"
- BlueBerry Pie (Posh Spice)

"I don't know about being called BlackBerry but it's better than what Geri used to call me when she would throw a hissy."
- BlackBerry Pie (Scary Spice)

"I love being RaspBerry! Now I have my own gimmic, I'll yell 'Who's your favorite Pies Girl?' and everyone gives us a Raspberry. It's really cute!"
- RaspBerry Pie (Sporty Spice)

"I'm just glad that I can now be called by my favorite Lolly flavor."
- StrawBerry Pie (Baby Spice)

Their new album "Slice" contains a remake of an old song which they've renamed "Slice Up Your Pie." Other new tracks include, Pie in the Sky, If You Can't Bake, The Lady is a Berry, Don't Need No Ginger to Bake This Pie, and Pie ala England.

We recently caught up to Geri the ex Spice Girl and asked what she thought about the new names.

"Very original and creative, but it sounds kind of fruity if you ask me."
- Geri Halliwell


The above article is completly ficticious. In fact not one word is true. None of the Spice Girls said any of the above quotes, and have absolutely nothing to do with this webpage. It only exists in the mind of CJ. It is intented as harmess fun and is in no way trying to offend anyone. If you would like to comment please send an email to Brodera@aol.com . Thank You