Teach You To Drive
from What's-His-Name
Words and music by Bob Carr
Copyright 1995 Bar/None Records

I'll teach you how to drive
But you gotta shut up and listen
Don't wanna hear about your mom
Or how your dad's always drinking

When you're lost in this land
You can always find some traffic

Put your seatbelt on
This thing is called a rearview mirror
Now back her out
The coast ain't getting any clearer

When you're lost in this land
You can always find some traffic
So I'm going to teach you how to drive

That's okay, that's okay
If you can't find them grind them
Don't let nothing get in the way
Of this American institution

When you're lost in this land
You can always find some traffic
So I'm going to teach you how to drive

First gear, you're thinking too much
Second gear, watch that clutch
Third gear, that's a little better
Fourth gear, you're looking like a driver

When you're lost in this land
You can always find some traffic
And we're lost in this land
We can always find some traffic
So I'm going to teach you how to drive

First gear, this road gets rough
Second gear, don't give up
Third gear, don't be like your father
Fourth gear, let's drink and I'll take you farther

Well there you go.


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