Savage Baby Sitting
By - Savage Spades -
mae20@pacific.net.ph
Author's note: I haven't meet Darren and Daniel But I knew quite a lot of them and I don’t know if Deborah McIntyre is real!
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"Home At last! Isn't it nice to be home, Dan Dan?"

Darren Hayes found Daniel Jones having trouble with the bags.

Daniel got up and took a huge gulp of breath and made a face. "Not unless you help me here you Lazy pig!"

"Hey! I'm not!" Darren can be seen really offended. He took three steps near Daniel as he proved that he is helping. Darren quickly went to Daniel to help. "I was just warming up!" Darren gave an innocent look.

"At least you helped! I'm just a skinny here. You're even stronger thanme!" Daniel demanded, not believing at Darren's response.

"Ha ha, I told you I was never mind! Now let’s go!" Darren’s eyes caught something placed in a magnet on the refrigerator door. "Hang on there Dan!" Darren threw all the bags he’s carrying to Daniel.

Daniel tried to yield but it fell to him as he fell to the ground almost making his head hit the ground but his back met first as he gave a large yowl of pain. "OW! Damn you,Hayes!"

But Darren ignored it as he realized it was a note "Wait! It’s my wife’s note!" Darren grabbed the note and started reading "Hi sweetie, It’s me, Colby I wrote this note with Michelle"

Daniel heard her name and quickly stood up , ignoring every pain on his back and snatched the note from Darren.

"Let me see!" Daniel said pushing Darren away from the fridge,sat on the chair with a pillow in his back and read it silently.

"Daniel, I'm reading it, you...BAH! I'll just turn on the radio." Darren turned the radio on and tuned it to their favorite radio station.

"...Nogue's second single in her latest album, "Did it again". It was the dj introducing the next song.

Daniel began to dance a little as the song began. Then something got on Darren's head to joke Daniel.

"Daniel, Kylie sitting on the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G." Then Darren began to do a smooching sound.

Daniel got the pillow in his back and threw it right in the face of Darren.

"In your face you Porcupine-head jerk" Daniel said and began to smile.

" Oh! Oh! I know that smile on your face Danny, I know what it means!"

Darren got to the master's bedroom and left with some pillow's he took and threw one to Daniel's face too after he finished reading the note." Now take this, skinny-spice! I know you want some pillow fight."

"Why you..." They began throwing pillow's and ended up with their surrounding messed-up.

"Anyway" Daz began "What id the letter said?"

" They said that after our tour in Santa Monica, The staff will be going to Miami, Actually, Our girlfriends got there first when we left. By the way, skinny-spice? I thought they already split-up?" Daniel asked.

"Philosopher!" Daz threw another pillow right on Daniel's chest.

"Hey! I was just telling the truth!" And they began throwing pillows again end ing up with their surrounding even MORE messed up!"

"We're not going through this again!" Dan pleaded.

"Ok! Ok! Anyway, Let's clean...up?" Daz realized what they have done to Darren's house.

"Aah, I...got to go home now! You see... I...ned to fix my things. ok? So, good-bye, Dazzie!" And Daniel ran-off his house hoping Darren won't call him to help clean the house.

"Hey! wait... Some Friend!" And he went straight to their cleanig-materials closet and began to clean-up. 30 min. later, Dan came to Darren's house.

"Dan! That's so unlikely of you! You came here to help me clean-up, don't you?" Darren said this words smiling.

"Well do I have any choice? You're my best friend. I can't let you clean this all up by yourself! And..."

"And?" Darren wanted him to continue.

"And...*sigh* Ok, so I'll admit it! And I'm bored! I'm not in the mood for watching the TV. I enjoyed playing the guitar but the neighbors are having a nice silent time with their kids,husbands,wives,friends.boyfriends,girlfriends, etc."

"Well, don't you worry. I appreciate you're helpfulness." Daniel was shocked to hear this and felt like a 1st grader of elementary in the side of a teacher.

Daz enjoyed cleaning the kitchen while singing "Break Me Shake Me" softly so that Daniel won't laugh at him. But it seems to be a bad luck song for the time of cleaning...

"AAAAAGH!!! DAZ! HELP ME HERE!!" Daniel got troubled.

"Dan? Dan! Is that you?!" Daz ran-out of the kitchen to see what happened to Dan. "What the Damn...DAN! W-what the s**t heck happened to you?!"Daz was shocked when he saw Daniel hanging in their lining room light.

"You see, I was cleaning your light here where I am hanging, I stepped down and the ladder broke down! What's the big deal?!" "God, I forgot!!!"

"To what!?" "To buy a new one! That's already old!" "You didn't told me!"

"I'm so sorry I forgot!" " Anyway just GET ME DOWN!!!"

"Ok! Ok! WAIT! Just don't shout so loud!" Daz tried to jump but he is afraid cause it's too high. "Uhh, JUST JUMP!"

"And sacrifice my life just to go down?!"

"At least you already got down!"

"Now look who's the philosopher here! Just get me down!"

"Here goes nothing." Darren took a deep breath and jumped to pull Daniel's feet. Darren fell to the ground causing every muscle of his to ache. And Daniel fell next to him.

The living room light fell next right straight to Darren.

"DAZ!" Daniel pulled Darren out of the way making way for the light to hit the ground to broke-up.

"Thanks Dan!" Darren appreciated Daniel for the help he did.

"No Probs. And, I'm sorry for the light, ok?"

"There's always a second chance anyway!" Darren went write straight to the phone to order a new living room light.

"Dan? I can't sleep with out Colbs at my side."

"Well, Let's see what I can do. Just Imagine she's with you."

"But I can't hug her!" Darren and Daniel talked on the phone at midnight.

"Maybe just drink milk?" Daniel suggested.

"I don't like the milk in our fridge. And I never drink milk!"

"Well, then count sheeps!"

"I tried to but it kept on changing to Colby's face and I even got more awake!"

"Read books?"

"Anne Rice's 'Interview with a Vampire'? I'll just be dreaming of vampires!"

" Well then, THINK." "That's why I'm asking you cause I don't know what to do!"

"Well, Just close your eyes." "Ok."

"*yawn*" Daz heard the alarm clock ringing so loudly and a hand turned it off.

"How's your sleep Daz? That's a record you broke. 13 hrs."

Darren looked at the clock and saw what time it is.

"12:00nn?! S**t! I'm late!" "There is no way you are going to be late mr. It's our Day-off stupid!" Daniel reminded Darren. "Oh, yeah, You're right!" Darren jumped out of his bed and took a bath.

After eating too much because of hunger. They heard Darren's doorbell ring.

"Deborah! What a surprise!"Darren saw her with a baby on her arms and they hugged each other and came in.

"Well, What have you came here for?" Darren asked with a smile in his face, excited to hear it from Colby's friend, Deborah McIntyre.

"I need to go to HongKong to work and..."

"And what?" Darren was excited to hear this. "Could you, Take care of my baby?"

Part 2
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