1 April 1999
yes. jenn is back to whine. and yes, it has been a hell of a long time. BUT arent you glad that you didn't have to read endless nothing whines during that period? the last whine jenn did is on POTATOE. yeah. hmm yes. well. as you all know, jenn is a moron. she is a little pissed because she has not been able to get ahold of KIM at all, and it is just not very cool. everytime she calls she is over at casi's and KIM never calls jenn back. like today, jenn got out of school at 2 and so her and daniel went over to her house and it was a lot of fun and all that, and when they were eating pizza a song about mommas came on the radio and it reminded jenn of KIM. so she called her. at casi's. yeah, so jenn and daniel left and took daniel home, but picked up lynn first. and they were really late getting daniel home, but his family are all morons and so they had no idea what was going on and all that fun stuff. so lynn and jenn walked around in the parkish thing near daniel's house until 6 oclock because he had to ask his parents if he could go to josh's. and that took forever and seven days, and the whle universe was made all OVER again while she waited on the phone for him to talk to his lame ass mom who didn't want to ground him for skipping 1st period 2 days ago, but would let it be a learning experience. the same woman who was so quick to ground him when jenn brought him home one day?? YEP! the same stupid one! yes, but after he asked they came and picke him up. but while jenn and lynn were waiting to go to his house they found a lovely computer monitor in the trash! yes! but it worked, and they were too too happy. and daniel's dad made him comb his hair. damn bald man, why doesn't HE comb HIS hair, HUH!? we'd all like to see him try now wouldn't we? YES! well anyway, back to the story. they all went to josh's house and watched wizard of oz with the dark side of the moon cd. yes, it was quite fun, but stupid lynn kept being annoying and putting his head in the way all the time! and jenn (the OTHER one) kept taking her shoes off and shirt off and stuff like that, and obstructing jenn's view AGAIN! and josh was all covered with poison oak and he kept screaming and groaning and wanting to itch himself and it was all not very cool at all. yes. yes. yes. and then they left. and that was about it. but this morning at school they pissed off stupid gavin because daniel poured orange soda on his bag and he thought that jenn did it and he got all sad and stupid and everyone wanted to kick him in his ugly head, but they didn't and so it was not very fun, but still fun at the same time because now gavin hates them and has no friends at all. dumb gavin.
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