JENN's Whine

poop!!!poop??? yes, poop!!stinky junk that comes from unmentionable bodily orphisis... hmmmm. poop. that's what it is... my whine for today is that life stinks... just like a steamy hot pile of poop... now there's lottsa serious stuff i could whine about right now... as jenn knows... but i'm not gonna... i'm gonna whine about richard... what a hoochie that boy is... first, i suppose you need to know who richie is... not an important factor in my life... i met him in the chats a while back... and i met him while visiting seattle with my family... a nice guy... not too bright... and incredibly horny... you see... this guy's a virgin... and i commend him for that... but he's in such a hurry to lose his stuff somewhere other than to his own hands that he can't think about anything else... damn him...so...i was saying goodbye to him from my hotel... where i had spent 3 hours explaining to him that we're just friends and nothing more... he just didn't get it... so i went to hug him good bye ... he grabs my ass...i guess i didn't really mind that much... because i haven't had a good ass grabbing in quite some time... and then... he goes for the kiss... hehehe... i sure did trick him... he got a peck, but when i felt his tongue on my lips, i turned my face away...leaving him licking my face that i had recently put lotion on... i imagine that that tasted really good... hehehe... i don't know why i get such pleasure out of that... hehehe... but anyways...i just don't get it... not at all...why is it that every guy i ever meet ( unless he's gay...) wants to be more than just my friend??? is it just me... or is there only one guy in this world that's getting any, and it's the guy i'm giving it to??? men!! what a buncha crap!!!i think it's all the stinky pooping they do... that's another thing... guys stink!!! no matter what they do... i only know a couple guys that smell like absolutely nothing... the rest either have really bad b.o. need to brush their teeth disgusting!! or they just can't seem to adjust their colonge to only put out a little bit, so they just smell like a whole bottle of what ever scent they choose... hmmmm.and what else can i say that men do??? hmmm. they're great for a broken heart... yup. i guess chics are good for that too, but i've never had my heart broken by one, so untill that happens... i'll just stick to whining about men... " looking for some cheese??? how about a "cock"?? a tortured mutilated heart, barely painfully beating, not even able to beat out a steady pulse, because it has been violently ripped from your chest and held in front of your face??? all of these things can be found for a dime a dozen, right here at mr. guys suck shop..." i'm starting to think that what they say is true... -men are only good for one thing... and most times they can't even do that right-

Benya's Whine

how do i hate skateboarders? let me count the ways...... me and my friend beau went to the skatepark in ocean city, md and the whole place is built for skateboarders...... well we went anyway... it's not like we're not allowed in.... well first all the skate park is, is a bowl, which in-liners can't do anything on... there is a mini ramp and a vert ramp, which we (inliners) can do stuff on...... anyway.... on tuesday, me and beau got his mom to sign all the legal papers and everything.... and she asked the guy there how long the legal papers are good for... and he said "they are good until next july 1st".... so we thought, cool,... so we came back on friday thinking that all we had to do was pay (10 bucks...... how retarded is that??) anyway... we come back on friday, and the guy told us that we needed our receipt to get in, to prove that we were there prior.... so we said that we had the legal papers.. and the guy says that they don't have a computer to file all the accounts in... so he says if we can't prove that were there before that we can't get in...... so we couldn't get in!!! we were really pissed!! the only reason i think theat they wouldn't let us in is cause we're bladers....... i hate skateboarders.. you know what.... i didn't give a shit anyway.... the only thing i wanted to do was the mini ramp.... and i know that they hated inliners cause our friend owns the best/only skate shop that's right near by the park.... and he keeps his car near the park so he can advertise for his shop, and the skateboarders broke his sign that was on top of his car, and the next day they stole it!! fucking skateboarders!! and the guy at the skatepark called the our friend and tells him that it's not wise to park his car there cause skateboards some times fly over the fence and it could damage the car....that's a threat!! i hate skateboarders..... skateboarders give everyone else a bad rep too..... i can't stand them........ i hate skateboarders...

Matt's Whine

well, here's something to whine about: we have lost matt's whine. we should have it up soon, but until then, there is only what we are writing in place of it.

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