31 August 1998
today is jenn's friend cara's birthday AND jenn and mitty's first actual days of school. cara is 16 now. YAY CARA!! jenn is not 16. mitty is not 16 either. poor cara is 16 by herself. school is fun though, except for when jenn doesn't have the same lunch as amo, noah or anyone...only mavis, sean, daniel and april...they are good though. and patt was not allowed to go to school today because of retarted emergency cardness, so jenn didn't have lunch with him. and KIM goes to college soon like mitty, so she does not go to the same school as jenn anymore. mean collegeness. jenn is quite confused about life once again though. dumb life! be nice and tell jenn what's going on. hehe. jenn likes to be insane too. insane insane insane. no steak. nope nope nope. no steak at all. shoes are much better.

30 August 1998
jenn still hasn't talked to missy...strange thing that is. today jenn went out with lynn, daniel and patt to the mall. it was really cool, but before that, they got to sit around the house for 50 years waiting for jenn's mom to be smart and take them to the mall. or rather sit in the car while jenn drove because jenn only has her retarted permit. actually, the mall was pretty retarted. the only fun time was when they were in the car on the way back and jenn couldn't stop making this annoying squeaking sound when she laughed. she does it all the time and it pisses everyone (including herself) off. before all of the boys came over, jenn tried to call her friend cara in maryland, but of course she wasn't home. whenever jenn calls people long distance they are NEVER home. and now people are being sarcastic with her which doesn't make for a very nice day when she is telling them how she feels. they should be happy. yeah! HAPPY WE SAY!

29 August 1998
confusion has become jenn's best friend. everyone has been surprising her lately, and it really confuses her. and people who don't tell you what they are talking about really don't help either. confusion confusion confusion. damn that. jenn hasn't talked to mitty lately. jenn finally talked to benya today though...dunno what's up with anything, but it was good to talk to him again. surprises are neat. jenn really hates them. and the other whine sucked. which makes jenn very paranoid about this one. fingers. yep.

28 August 1998
sailor moon is a very cool cartoon, let jenn tell you that much. but you see, every time you want to show someone something, whatever you want to show them sucks at that particular time. yes, well that's what happened to jenn today. KIM had never seen sailor moon, so jenn was showing her and today's episode was the most confusing one yet. which really doesn't help when you are trying to explian who the characters are and stuff when YOU yourself are getting confused. yep. and then the rest of the day was a lot of fun with things flooding back to jenn...memories...the usual. yep. that's it.

27 August 1998
today, all jenn did was work. not much to complain about though, other than the fact that it is a very boring job. her dad called today and talked to her about what she wanted him to bring home for her when he came back from france but, she doesn't know. she never knows. it's quite sad actually. and she is the only one in her house that gets to talk to him because he calls when she is the only one home. it's also neat how people can find you on aim, even when you don't know them. everyone keeps "contacting" jenn and mitty and it doesn't make any sense how they would get thier screen names, the old ones mind you. strange strange happenings around here. and what's with all the porn everywhere?! you look up an actress, such as drew barrymore, yes she has been in playboy, but still. every page that jenn went to had a banner for porn even though the site contained nothing with nudity. come on! some people are just not interested in naked women with plastic boobs, especially jenn and mitty. it doesn't bother us that much, because well yes, everyone has seen their own naked body, but we don't need to see these freaks with 50 coats of body make up and boobs out to HERE every time we search for something on any subject in this lovely thing that is called "the net". and milk is just not jenn's friend anymore.

26 August 1998
jenn likes money. but of course, today, she didn't have any again. she had enough to buy a sailor moon candle, but had to borrow money from patt to pay for her sunglasses and the dream necklace that her patt and KIM each bought. noah is supposed to give her money, but she doesn't know when she's gonna see him again and she wants her money NOW! she has work tomorrow too which is always lovely, AND she's supposed to vacuum and clean the pool also. all dumb brother has to do is go to school. she should kick his head! and HARD! it's really neat when jenn wants to use the name libradream for aim, but someone already has it. that's jenn's name you are using thank you very much! now she has to use mercury dream in japanese...well, mercury in japanese anyway. it sounds neat, but it just isn't the same. mitty could not go to sleep tonight either. and she has orientation for college tomorrow. dumb not being able to sleep. we hate that. jenn's phone is scary too. it rings really weird and then when she picks it up, it just beeps at her. doesn't make too much sense if you ask us. but, life goes on right? or does it?

25 August 1998
jenn has very little to whine about today because she is too excited about going to the 3eb concert with patt on october 9th, the second time for her in 3 months! happy day for her! but, she did have a driving is fun experience coming home from taking her wife home. she was driving along through a green light, when some idiot decided that he wanted to turn right in front of her. good thing jenn likes to slam on the breaks and save her family! and then when she gets home, the cable in her room is out, along with all the other bedrooms in the house. it is very neat indeed. she doesn't watch tv hardly at all, but it's just the thought of not being able to if she wanted to that makes her angry. and what's with all the sailor moon themes on the internet? they either don't work, or they suck. jenn is hungry.

24 August 1998
mitty went to bed at 5 last night. she was a little tired and a bit annoyed. why do people choose the most inconvenient times to come over? zakk came over but she was sleeping of course. figures. she try to get in touch with him for weeks, and he finally does something about it when she's sleeping. stupid him. jenn has been having many misunderstandings with everyone lately. so far, she only got jim and pat mad at her, that she knows of, but she is sure there are more. more people who will not tell you how they feel. pisses her off a little. everyone just expects you to know how they are feeling, which is especially difficult on the friggen internet, yeah, come on! what's the dilly with that? and then pools are very disgusting. jenn had to clean her pool again this week. dumb pool is over algaed because of the retarted hotness of california. dumb hyperactive growing algae. hmmm...shredded wheat is also very gross. and what's with racism? hmm?! jenn would like to know what the deal is with all these idiots running around saying that people are stupid or whatever because of what race they are! it just doesn't make any sense at all. jenn likes money though too, same with mitty. for the first time in a very long time, jenn has over 20 dollars in her wallet. and THAT it pretty cool for her. but "she wants more! man, she's gotta feed the monkey!" yep, the monkey.

23 August 1998
yes...today is the 23rd...benya's favorite day! pretty damn neat! and jenn thinks 3 is a cool number! so you are cool if you like 3 or a number with 3 in it. 333 however is the best number in the world though because it has 3 3s...is earth the 3rd planet from the sun? yes. oh neat! jenn liked earth for some reason and it just happened to be the 3rd planet. and then blue is a very cool color...jenn associates it with 3. you know, there is nothing to whine about today, except that the fact jenn is mental. hehe. yep, she wants cheese now. but she can't have any because she can't. and her mom thinks that she doesn't know her. jenn doesn't tell anyone anything unless they ask, or when she is whining...her friends only know because they bring up whatever it is she tells them about. do you always keep your animals in tupperware containers? mitty and jenn love the tick. why isn't he on network tv anymore? that just ruins our day. and being sad is no fun at all, it's like a little black raincloud. but we can see into the future, that means we are psychos.

22 August 1998
today jenn got her hair cut. yes, it was lovely. the lady likes to put a bunch of crap in jenn's hair though, which jenn's hair, being the retarted fineness of a new born's, cannot handle. it gets all stuck to itself and then instead of making her hair do what they want it to do, whatever it is that she puts in it just makes it soft and sticky and limp all at the same time instead of hard and good. yes, we know, the world is over. mitty was not online for the whine though, and when jenn innocently asked her brother, "pants?", he bluntly ignores her. jeez. you can't just ignore pants!

21 August 1998
the annoying torn song likes to haunt jenn in her computer. yes....it is constantly playing. and stress certainly doesn't help the fact that she has the worst cramps a woman could ever have...well, maybe not, but pretty darn close. and when she eats too much pizza and pie with noah and KIM, it doesn't make it feel any better. she cannot eat unless she is happy however, so at least they were able to make her happy for the short amount of time it took her to shove food in her face. she was quite sick today because of her womanly problems and fell asleep on the couch after doing 4 hours straight of typing typing typing. yes, it was great fun. noah talked to her a lot of the time though and made her not think about bad things. and her friend pat helps her a lot when she is sad, which is quite a lot lately. everyone is sad lately. everyone.

20 August 1998
hmmm..yes..well, today jenn felt like even more shit than before. she woke up after having a bunch of very not nice dreams and could barely walk, which always makes for a fun day. and then she could barely eat which did not help the fact that she could not walk because she was weak as shit. but you know, friends do make all the difference in the world. it's amazing how far people will go to make you happy again. you know, pools are very disgusting though. jenn and KIM had to clean jenn's fungus pond of a pool and it was quite disgusting indeed. but since they were mommas they were able to do it faster than if jenn tried by herself. but then when they were done, they tried to send jenn and jenn's porn to someone, but it didn't work! they could not get it to zip smaller than 12MB...what's the dilly with that? and what's the deal with the sailor moon themes?! none of them have mercury saying anything! it's all friggen mars and jupiter and moon! why?! is mercury not good enough?! HUH?!?! yeah, see that is really something to think about.


19 August 1998
sadness sucks....sadness is an everlasting emotion only covered over by others to be hidden. yeah, usually these whines are pretty amusing, but this one is gonna be an actual whole hearted whine. so here's the dilly: what is the deal with love? one minute everything is fine and the next, all is lost. or for others, it is never there....or when it is, they don't know. what brings this up is jenn and benya broke up yesterday. yep, it was neat. today mitty went bowling though. yes, she beat dick. but while she was gone, ryan called her. silly ryan! she wanted to talk to him too. and then when she was gone, her friend got online and she missed him too. and what's with friends? why can you tell some friends some things and other friends, you can't say hardly anything to? its not like you don't want to tell them, they just won't understand. so you drift away from the ones who don't and the ones who do, you come together like a magnet, even after years of being apart. and why does life have to be so scary? why is it that there is always some fear that haunts us right before we go to sleep, and once that fear passes, another takes it's place. death, hurt, love, life....or are we the only ones?


18 August 1998
there is no whine today on the account that jenn feels like shit because her heart got ripped out of her chest, once again, only this time, it was worse, AND the damn geocities server was down. and other jenn's life is probably pretty sucky right now too, but jenn can't even call her or anything because other jenn and her family are in seatle. yep, that always makes for a great day.


17 August 1998
la la la, whining is not fun. mitty cannot think of anything to whine about and jenn is just too stupid for making any good ones. the only thing that happened today was the dumb guy at hot topic (where jenn bought her BIG pants) forgot to take off the ink shooter. stupid him. good thing jenn decided to change her pants in the mall again cause if she didn't then she would have to go all the way back to san jose once again and tell the guy that he was retred. he had pink hair. too many drugs for him too. it's really annoying when you are watching tv, but someone else is listening to some sucky radiostation, so you don't hear it when richard on caroline in the city (who looks like justin) is talking about cool stuff. he is the coolest character. and then it is really neat when porn foot steve decides that he needs to hook his watch up with the computer and ruins all the desktops with his retred disks. and then he doesn't even brush hisself, disgusting, after he smokes. mean guy. it's not very neat when you buy those bead doors and they don't give you enough beads for the holders. that makes jenn quite angered. and then porta porn mom doesn't like jenn's new pants because they are too big AND she doesn't let other jenn have a porn sweatshirt! what does she know? porn star mom at least likes the pants. pants and porn are good.


16 August 1998
today THEY went to san francisco...for reference, "THEY" consists of JENN and JENN. no, THEY did not have to hike with the porn moms, but when THEY ordered an ovel pizza at a restaraunt, THEY only got 2 ovels on the whole thing! what's with that?! it's an ovel pizza damnit! you are supposed to get ovels! mitty cannot parallel park her dad's car though, and the midi thing that converts her music into sheet music keeps shutting down when she tries to use it. and then when she decided to have a new name on aim, it did not like her to have sounds for a while. god is so cruel. THEY did not get to video tape any porn today either! THEY were quite sad about this fact. instead THEY had to ride on a retarted boat and jenn fell asleep for the whole time. she had a dream about beau, benya and her in the store and other jenn singing aqua music to them through the intercom. it was quite lovely indeed. then jenn's page got retarted and won't show the pretty pic that she got from a faerie page. mean mean mean!


15 August 1998
the beach is quite fun indeed. porn and all. yes. but it is not good when the porn moms do not like porn anymore. that is what happened to porn child, sugar boob, sex kitten and kinky sidekick today....aka JENN, JENN, shelley and mark. porn is a wonderful thing, but porn star mom did not like the word anymore. and porta porn mom was quite angered at this too. she had been off with boyfriend tina. and then porn foot steve ran away and WE decided to bury his shoes. WE consists of JENN and JENN. yes. "the more you know.....* " mitty's program for making sheet music from midi files does not like her to have cloud songs. it is quite mean. tomorrow WE have to go to san francisco and HIKE! what is with that?! hiking in san francisco?! for why?! no no no!! this is not right! computers are not nice to mitty at all. she wants to beat it down. smack it up and all. GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, DISGUSTING! yes. but it is not neat when benya is not at the beach like stupid jenn thinks he should be. that is not lovely. and when bears stink and you have to spray them with stuff, but then they stink too much of the spray stuff and you must air them out. smelly bears...hehe..bears are nice. now WE cannot even watch the porn movie that WE made today...damn porn moms.


14 August 1998
hmmm..what to whine about today? well, it is always neat when the car keys get locked in the car. yes! that is lovely. jenn and her friend amo decided that they needed to go pick up some pizza that they had ordered for jennY, shelley, mark, taylor and themselves, but when they got to the pizza place, amo decided that she needed to lock the keys in the car. well, to make a long story short, after 45 minutes of asking various people to help them, they found amo's mommy's friend tevo and he helped get the keys out of the car with a huge coat hanger. it was quite lovely. when they got back, the pizza was cold for everyone else. yes. we like that.


13 August 1998
work is very boring. yes, jenn finally got a job and it is quite boring indeed. but, she gets money now, so it is cool. today some crazy guy went after mitty on aim and wanyed pictures of her naked. that is always the neatest thing. and jenn has pissed off many people today, just being a retard. it's great.


12 August 1998
well, back to the whore house. no. we lied. there is no whore house. anyway, mitty's feet are all blistery and the side of her foot itches. it's always neat when weirdos on aim decide to find you can talk to you in retarted "philosophical" ways thinking that you are impressed when really you just think tehy are idiots. and then it sucks when your stupid brother eats all the fishes and tried to give you FIG NEWTONS in place of them! what's the dilly with that?! fig newtons aren't even half as good as goldfishes! today jenn went over to her friend lynn's house and swam in fish poop and got all dirty playing on the rope swing and since she jumped on the trampoline a whole lot, her calves hurt. and since she swam in the fish poop with her shorts on, they are still wet as she writes this. it's quite lovely indeed. jenn also starts work tomorrow, which wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing, but she doesn't understand wtf she is supposed to do. but, all shall heal in time. yes. sadness is bad too and daffy duck pisses jenn off to no end, same with the stupid little chicken that talks.


11 August 1998
new pants are very nice. specially the big legged ones. but, alas, it is not very nice when those pants get yucky on them the very first time you wear them because somehow bringing in the trash after taking jenn's stupid dogs for a walk attracts some yucky black smudge to plant itself directly on jenn's pants. yes. we don't understand this process yet either. and then it is very neat when the one time jenn is online when benya usually is, he is not on. instead he is playing playstation when jenn sends billy boy down to make him get online and since he is playing playstation, his mom is on the computer and she won't let him get on. which means that benya will not be online at all that night, because as we all know, he does not have the password to get online. his parents do, and since it is late, they will not let him on. not really, mitty is too tired.


10 August 1998
MEAN WORDPAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


9 August 1998
it's really great when you go to the movies and there's a damn hair down in the right hand corner of the screen during the ENTIRE movie. yes, jenn and patt went to see ever after today. it was a wonderful movie despite the stupid hair and the crotch guards that all the guys in the movie wore. they were pretty neat. bulges and all. then, after the movie, they had to call patt's dad so that he would come pick them up, but OF COURSE, pappa smurf was on the internet, like he always is when patt needs to call him. looking at porn or something. yeah, that's always neat. so anyway, they called and the line was busy so they called jenn's mom and had her come get them. but while they were waiting by the phone where they told jenn's brother they would be, over by the billards, some bubble butted security lady was yelling at them from across the street to go inside somewhere or leave. they told her that they were waiting for jenn's mom, but of course, that doesn't matter, so they had to go inside the coffee shop and wait. all the while, jenn had to pee. so, they finally got home at about 10, which is, as you US travelers know, 1 in maryland. jenn signed on to aim to talk to benya, who, by the way, had been on since 11 his time. of course, as soon as jenn signs on and begins to talk to him, which she had been waiting for since she had called him on the phone earlier that day, his damn computer kicked him off. it was really cool. and so now jenn is quite pissed off at the whole day's events. mitty on the other hand has no money, her brain candy video is messed up at the end, and messed up relationships make us feel A LOT better. yes. and jenn doesn't even start work tomorrow like her mom said she did. her mom hasn't even talked to brian, her boss, about it. damn her! mitty got gum on her necklace too. we are not aristocrats either.

8 August 1998
ok, you know what? uh uh. by the way, wordpad is broken AGAIN!!! you know what else? it's really when wordpad not only fucks up itself, but icq as well and then jenn saves over the whine for today. oh yes, that is fun.

7 August 1998
isn't it neat when your computer is broken? today jenn was having problems with her computer once again! this time, since she has the old aim now, the damn aol people keep telling her whenever she signs on that she needs to download the new one, but this one messes up her puter. but, being the idiot that she is, just so they would leave her alone, she downloaded it, which messed up her puter again. now she can't hear midi files at all though. her computer tells her that she is missing the activeX thing she needs to play them. mirc is also a really cool program. while jenn was talking to her boyfriend on her new/old aim, he attempted to get into the program, which of course messed up his computer and he was kicked off. this wouldn't be so bad except that his parents won't give him the damn password to get back online after his computer becomes frozen and non-workable. lovely. just lovely. mitty's eyes are itchy. that's always a bitch. do you go to the movies to have people tell you what's going to happen? no of course not. so what makes people think that they need to give you a running comentary on the whole friggen movie, WHILE you are sitting there watching it? wouldn't it be great if you could watch the nice movie you payed for and if you have any questions later, THEN you can have the idiot tell you about it? yeah, that's what we thought. and what's with not getting any email these days? mitty and jenn never get any good email. its always those cool ads. feet stink and barbie is always the best too.

6 August 1998
welcome back to homo with goats computer land. yes, again. and it was because of friggen wordpad....AGAIN. isn't it great when people love you? yes. but if it is the right people, are we correct? well, today jenn had a strange guy from who the hell knows where tell her she was hot. he went through the trouble of finding mitty first and then eventually getting to jenn. it wouldn't be so bad, except he was just plain dumb. yeah. hate that. also, jenn's mom brought home windows 98, but of course, like everything good in life, it didn't work out. you see, she brought home the "new computer" one instead of the upgrade from windows 95. jenn didn't realize that her mom was stupid and had gotten the wrong one until about 20 min after she decided to start putting it in the computer. it's great when you decide that people know what they are talking about when they tell you that what they have is the right thing. yes. allergies, that's all.

5 August 1998
don't you think it's cool when your computer is completely homo with goats? jenn's computer is that way. everytime she tries to whine, SOMETHING goes wrong with the computer...never the same thing twice. today, jenn sat around the house ALL day, talking to losers like herself on the internet while she waited for a song file transfer from jenke. it was really neat. it was also pretty keen when jason was a total retard and ignored everything mitty said to him. mitty was not able to stop eating, and she sucked at bowling for one of her games AND she found out she has to go to all of orientation for college so she can't go to the they might be giants concert. that makes us very happy. and then, when jenn really wanted ovels today, she couldn't have any!!! no ovels in her house to be had!! not even a spicy pickle in a pouch!!! you see, mitty wanted spicy pickles, but she could not have them....only the regular dumb kind in her house. how stupid is that?! what's with houses these days?

4 August 1998
power is a very sacred thing, electricity to be exact. you need electricity to do just about everything in your life. if it weren't for electricity, you would not be reading this wonderful whine right now. well, guess what.....today jenn was without power many many many times...it wouldn't be so bad if the power went out and decided to just stay off, but no, it was quite confused. it would go off for a long time and then come back on and pretend that everything was ok again, so jenn would try and get her computer back to normal and then recieve the file transfers of some cool songs that the guy on icq, jenke, sends her. but no. it would be too easy if the computer stayed on even when she wasn't really using it. and then when she tried to copy over the scary hick reverend on her 3eb tape with radiohead, the power decided to go out AGAIN. this was the worst because she couldn't take the tapes out to see if it even worked because they were still being read by the tape player...damn elecrticity. it's also really cool when they don't have the shoes that you REALLY want in your size. mitty got her shoes in a 6 (UK) which is 7 american and they were like "are you sure they fit?" her mom was like "you wear an 8" and was all stupid...uh, they FIT! her shoe size isn't written in stone and doesn't span every brand ever made! then mitty only had 5 dollars to buy everything she could possibly want in life. 5 dollars. yes. it also sucks when you aren't able to get pizza when you have the HUGEST craving for it, at 12:21 am. and, then when you don't get any email from people who you REALLY want to hear from. that is always great. and then the people who you don't want to pay attention to you, stare uncontrollably in the mall, and they look really scary and they smile at you like they are enjoying your presence a little TOO much when they pull up next to you in the car. parents being stupid is always neat too.

3 August 1998
today jenn and her brother had to go to the dentist. this wouldn't be so bad, except that they have go to a little kid's dentist. there are ugly drawings all over the walls and they treat you like youhave no idea what the fuck is going on, when really you know more than the stupid assistants ever could. and to make matters worse the whole friggen place is decorated in PINK. not even a pretty pink mind you, the most disgusting washed out pink you could ever see. but that is not what makes this story so bad. oh no, you see, her mom got the appointment time wrong and so they had to be there an extra HOUR and jenn needed to be home in time to call mitty's parents, which she retartedly forgot to say anything to before she left. but no, the damn dentist wanted to do EVERYTHING that day. x-rays and all that shite. jenn did make it home in time to call them, but it is still the principle of the thing. then later that day, amo came over with her friend natalie and brought patt. natalie doesn't seem to like jenn too much, for who the hell knows what reason, and she just kinda sat there and looked retarted while amo told jenn all about happy faces on her nipples and how she was never going to wash her cleavage. it was all rather exciting. and it makes us rather sad when there is no dr meat anywhere and all you have left is skinny cock and you spill it all over your shirt when you are talking about rotting dilznicks. then when your parents are really annoying and follow you around and people pretend to be people they aren't, it can ruin your whole outlook on life, luckily we are too cool to be horribly jaded by that. why do people never cease to annoy us? we want to kill ourselves just so that we don't have to face the stupidity of the world around us. how frustrating. and how many times are they gonna show that fucking newsreel over and over and over?!

2 August 1998
it's really cool when you get your old computer back and you realize that it keeps thinking you need a boot disk for it to even get into windows, and your friends are on aim, but you can't have them because you can't get on the damn computer. so you have to go downstairs and wait for your brother and dad to quit playing friggen redneck rampage so you can whine AND talk to your friends, which is way more important than running around and shooting a bunch of hicks in a damn computer game. it's also pretty cool when the new aim keeps doing illegal things, so you have to uninstall it. now jenn can't chat with missy, patt and karl anymore and she has no buddy list. that is a shame. and while jenn was waiting for the computer, she went outside and talked on the phone with patt. little did she know, the ants in her mom's garden were getting all up in her! it was wonderful! but then when she finally did get on the new computer, her damn brother kept sending her icq and aim messages while she was trying to do constructive things! it's not very nice when mean guys show up at the great doings day and make your friends mad and when you don't know the names of songs and the tv is all in french. cartoons mind you. and when all there is in the house to eat is pickles, but they want to tease you and not come out of the jar. that is really neat.

1 August 1998
it really sucks when you cry your eyes out for a week because you are dumb, and then you realize that you were crying almost for nothing. it also sucks when the computer gets messed up way too easily AND the mp3 files that jenn likes to get from guys on icq take WAY too long. it was really neat when we lost matt's whine too. today missy and her dad went to cranberry to watch a movie, but they wouldn't let them take their cvs bag in cause it had candy in it, so they left and went to carrolltowne....they almost didn't make it because they got behind stupid people who don't know how to drive their cars. it also sucks when "don't wanna miss a thing" is on all of the music channels that you have on tv. stupid tv.

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