Evil-Gram III


Attention, Mr. Reckless-

THE ART OF KILLING PEOPLE ISN’T SOMETHING NOVICE ASSHOLES SHOULD BE ENTRUSTED TO DO-THEIR BRAINS ARE TOO SMALL! SO I HAND PICKED YOU, MR. RECKLESS, TO BE MY RIGHT HAND AND COMMANDER OF MY DEATH SQUAD. YOUR NEW NAME FROM THIS POINT ON WILL BE NUMBER 2, I AM NUMBER 1.

I WANT YOU TO ENTOMB, KILL, DESTROY, TORTURE, RAPE, AND MOST OF ALL, CONSIDER SACRIFICE UNTO ME SO THAT ALL CAN JOIN ME AT CASTLE EVIL TO SERVE ME AS SLAVES. ON THIS ORDER I EXPECT DIABOLICAL SAVOIR-FAIRE BECAUSE THE ENEMY (BLOODY DO-GOODERS) MOTHERFUCKERS SHALL NOT THWART ME. BY MY WILL, NO DOUCHE-BAG SHALL DOUBT MY WORD AS SAVIOR OF DIABOLICAL EVIL.

THIS WILL BE THE START OF THE NEW REPUBLIC WITH NO ROOM FOR CHRISTIAN ASSHOLES(IGNORANT FOOLS). YES, THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE DEEP REPULSIVE STENCH OF THE WATER DUNGEONS!! AND THEIR DAUGHTERS SHALL BE IMPREGNATED BY ME SO THAT A NEW RACE OF SUPER-DEMONS SHALL BE YOUR NEW ARMY TO HELP YOU ON YOUR QUEST.

TO SERVE THE POWERS OF INFERNAL EVIL WITH SAVAGE REPULSIVE ACTION AND UN-IMPREGNABLE FAITH. YOUR LEADER AND FRIEND, LUCIFER


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