Evil-Gram IV
This Evil-Gram is continued in Part V

Attention, #2,

TODAY IS NEARLY THANKSGIVING AND IT WAS THIS DAY ALMOST 2000 YEARS AGO THAT ME AND THE BOYS WENT CHRIST HUNTING IN A PLACE CALLED MASADA! BUT THAT’S A STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY, THE ONE I’M GOING TO TELL TOOK PLACE IN 1928 IN JAMAICA.....

IT WAS HERE THAT MY ART AND EVIL WAS ENHANCED AS I SHOWED MY FOLLOWERS THAT THEY HAD TO SPREAD MY VOODOO PRACTICES TO NORTH AMERICA. THE PEOPLE OF THIS LAND KNEW ME FROM LEGEND AND PAID HOMAGE TO MY VERY PRESENCE. TO THEM IT WAS MY SECOND COMING! AND AS THEY LOOKED UPON ME AS THEIR LIVING WHITE GOD, IT WAS TIME FOR CARNAGE.

I DEMANDED A CEREMONY- A CEREMONY FIRST OF SEX AND THEN(MY FAVORITE) OF DEATH. BEING THAT I SPEAK ALL LANGUAGES OF THE WORLD, I TOLD THEM IN THEIR NATIVE TONGUE, “LET’S PARTY!”.

SO IT TOOK PLACE ON OCTOBER 31ST, 1928 ON A FULL MOON. IT WAS AN UNUSUALLY WARM NIGHT AND THE FOREST WAS QUIET, MAYBE EXPECTING A FEAST ON THE SCRAPS THE WOULD BE LEFT AFTER THE FUN. THE FIRE WAS BURNING BRIGHT IN THE SHAPE OF A PENTAGRAM WITH HUMAN SKULLS ON EACH POINT OF THE STAR. SUDDENLY OF THE CENTER OF THE BRIGHT LIGHT AND INTENSE HEAT, I APPEARED AS MY PEOPLE FELL TO THEIR KNEES AND BEGAN TO CHANT MY NAME-- BAWANA.

THE CHIEF OF THE ISLAND TRIBE BROUGHT FORTH 13 OF THE FINEST VIRGIN MAIDENS IN VOODOO BUTTER UNDERWEAR AND PIG SKIN NIPPLE HOLDERS, STEAMING WITH DESIRE FOR MY STAFF, AS I DE-FLOWERED THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

HAVING MY APPETIZER, IT WAS TIME FOR MY MEAL, AND THAT MEANT BLOOD. SO THE CHIEF BROUGHT FORTH 13 OF THE UGLIEST MAIDENS OF THE ISLAND. AND OUT OF THE PENTAGRAM JUMPED THE POODLES OF HELL AND TORE THOSE UGLY CUNTS INTO LITTLE PIECES OF STILL-QUIVERING BODY PARTS WHICH WERE SHARED AMONGST THE PEOPLE.

AS THE CHIEF OF THE TRIBE APPROACHED ME TO THANK ME FOR THE TEACHINGS THAT I HAD GIVEN THEM AND FOR ALL THE FUN THEY HAD, I BEGAN TO MOVE INTO THE JUNGLE IN THE FORM OF A GREEN GLOWING MIST TOWARDS A VORTEX THAT I CREATED FOR SOMETHING EVEN BETTER.....

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