Evil-Gram V
This is continuance of part IV


AS I, IN THE FORM OF A GLOWING GREEN CLOUD OF MIST, DISAPPEARED INTO THE JUNGLE NIGHT I FORGOT ALL ABOUT HUMANS AND HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE HIDDEN VORTEX. AS I LOOKED UP AND SAW THE FULL MOON DIRECTLY OVER THE VORTEX, I STARTED TO LAUGH BECAUSE I KNEW SOMETHING NOBODY ELSE KNEW!

IT WAS TIME. TIME TO BRING #2 AND HIS DEATH SQUADS THROUGH TIME AND SPACE FROM IMPERIAL ROME TO 1928 FOR A JOB. I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF HELL APPEAR AND BRING FORTH THE BOYS, IT’S TIME FOR DEATH ON A WORLD-SCALE. LIGHTNING FROM NOWHERE LIT UP THE SKY AND A STRONG WIND BLEW UPWARDS TO FORM AN UPSIDE-DOWN TORNADO OVER THE SPINNING VORTEX. OUT CAME #2 WITH 200 OF MY BEST TRAINED TERRA TROOPERS DRESSED IN BLACK- ALL SILENT FOR A MOMENT WITH RED GLAZED EYES, I HEARD ALL OF THEM IN A LOW VOICE SPEAK, “BY YOUR COMMAND!”

WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE, IT WAS TIME TO INFORM THEM OF MY PLANS. “LISTEN TO ME, MY CHILDREN OF DEATH, WE MUST PREPARE THE WORLD FOR THE YEAR 1999 BY CREATING TURMOIL AS AN EXPECTED RULE. THIS WILL BE DONE BY ACTS OF WAR NEVER BEFORE SEEN ON EARTH, AND , BY RELIGION- FOR NOW I’LL CALL IT THE BORN AGAIN MOVEMENT WHICH WILL MAKE ITS FOLLOWERS INTO BRAIN-DEAD ZOMBIES.” I COULD HEAR THE LOW LEVEL LAUGHING NOT LONELY FROM MY MEN, IT SEEMED TO ALSO COME FROM THE VERY JUNGLE ITSELF, MAYBE THE VORTEX?

I INSTRUCTED #2 TO GATHER THE MEN AND HEAD TO GERMANY FOR THE TIME IS RIGHT. ON THE WAY, BE SURE TO INDULGE IN MANY SACRIFICES. AS #2 GAVE ME THE IMPERIAL ROMAN SALUTE, I COULD SEE THE SMILE OF CONTENTMENT, FOR HE LIKES CARNAGE.

DEATH IS SUCH A WELL DESERVED PRESENT FOR THESE SUBCREATORS CALLED HUMANS, IN FACT, THEY SHOULD ALL FALL TO THEIR KNEES AND THANK ME FOR BEING SUCH A GENEROUS GOD, WITH PLENTY OF DEATH AND PAIN TO GO AROUND, THEY WAIT EAGERLY FOR MY WRATH AND WHO I AM TO KEEP THEM TO KEEP THEM WAITING FOR THE WORLD IT’S CHRISTMAS COME EARLY!!

WHEN I ARRIVED DOWN A T THE PORT OF JAMAICA, THERE WERE BODIES ALL OVER, NOTHING MOVED EXCEPT MY MEN AND THEY WERE ALL SMILING. I TURNED TO THEM AND SAID, “BURN THE WHOLE DAMN CITY DOWN, WHEN WE SAIL I WANT TO LOOK BACK AND SEE A CLOUD OF ASH BEHIND US.”

TWO MONTHS LATER AND COUNTLESS MISSING SHIPS, WE PULLED INTO PORT. IN THE MINDS OF THE GERMAN GOVERNMENT WE HAVE ALWAYS EXISTED THANKS TO THE POWERS OF EVIL, SO WE ARRIVED EXPECTED AND HONORED.

IT WAS THEN THAT I SAW SOME POTENTIAL FOR A NICE YOUNG CORPORAL NAMED ADOLPH. WE TALKED AND I KNEW HE WOULD SEE THINGS MY WAY. I WOULD MAKE HIM THE MOST POWERFUL AND FEARED LEADER OF THE WORLD(FOR A TIME, UNDER CONTRACT). MEANWHILE, I WOULD GO TO HEAVEN AND TAKE CARE OF THE OTHER GUY, (WHO IN HIS OWN MIND IS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED LEADER OF MANKIND). WITH 32 AND COMPANY ORGANIZING GERMANY INTO A NEW POLITICAL PARTY CALLED NAZISM, I LEFT TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. IF I GO TO ALL THE TROUBLE OF PLANNING EARTH’S DEMISE AND RESTRUCTURING IT UNDER MY RULE, THERE’S ONE THING I CAN’T STAND, AND THAT’S SOMEONE FUCKING WITH MY KARMA!

                                 Back to Weasle World main page.