THE HARDCORE WRESTLING FEDERATION

This past Sunday night saw an extremely exciting HCWF matchup as the off and on retired Smoothy Wong teamed up with X-Ray the Mime to take on Styx and Prophet Six.

Who is Prophet Six, you might be asking... well he is the new Butter Johnson. Johnson made an announcement that his old moniker is no more as he is bringing in a new name and a new attitude as Prophet Six. The matchup was the first ever HCWF flag match. The rules of the match were simple: get your opponents flag.

The team of Wong and X-Ray represented the flag of the fraternity Acacia. The new camcorder champ and one half of the tag champs Styx decided to take the flag of one of his favorite rock bands Weezer. The flags were put up in each teams corner and the match began.

The action was fast as the teams took it to each other with all sorts of weapons including a metal pizza pan, a pie pan, and the remnants of one of the guitars used in the last event. The match included several attempts by Wong to get the Weezer flag only to be twarted away by his opponents.

Halfway through the match an unknown man entered the ring and began beating up all four men. He was later recognized as The Eternal Bitch. His interruption caused a lot of injuries as all of the men felt his wrath.

The match kept going depite the intrusion. Things took a strange turn when the psychotic Wong turned on his own partner. He began beating X-Ray throwing everything at him including a power bomb. While this was happening their flag was left unattended and Prophet Six snagged it for the win. The winner of the match was Styx and Prophet Six. Something tells me that this won't be the end of the flag wars in the HCWF.

The completion of the match saw the return of the insane Eternal Bitch who had shaving cream covering his face. Attacking all men once again The Eternal Bitch went crazy. The four men wised up though and beat the crap out of him. Of course Styx was not finished with Wong as the two of them have never gotten along. He laid his boots into him repeatedly knocking him to the ground and leaving him and The Eternal Bitch writhing in pain.

Overall it was another amazing event from the boys at the HCWF arena. See ya next time!

The night started off with a bang as new company owner and former champ Smoothy Wong came out and made some orders for the nights matchups.

Getting wind of The Prime Time Pimps plans to leave the company for four months to wrestle in an indy federation in Florida Wong demanded that The Pimp put the Camcorder Championship on the line and along with Mr. Universe the tag straps as well. This did not sit well with PTP especially when he learned who his opponents would be.

Long time friend and once fellow pimp Styx was ordered to lock up with PTP in not only the Camcorder match, but the tag match as well. Styx learned that his partner would be the on again off again member of HCWF known as The Webmaster (also known as sunlink).

Wong didn't forget about the champ either ordering him to put the title on the line against the rookie of the federation Bob Austin.

The first match saw Austin and Butter going at it for the title. This match proved Butter's in ring skills and physical acuity as he dominated the matchup getting a fairly easy win over the rookie. After the match Austin was promptly demoted to a referee by the angry Wong where he may stay for quite some time.

The next matchup was the tag team title championship. The challengers of Styx and The Webmaster made their way to the ring first. The newly formed duo looked confident for the upcoming match. The tag champs PTP and Mr. Universe came to the ring next... well sort of. PTP made his normal extravagant entrance and waited for Mr. Universe who up until this point had yet to be seen. After playing his music and waiting it appeared that Universe was a no show. Going up to confirm this our cameraman spotted Butter Johnson. Johnson was holding Universe's belt saying that he hadn't seen him.

Knowing that the Pimp needed a partner Butter raced into the ring to the surprise of all of the other men. The matchup was intense with several high flying manuvers and plenty of hardcore head shots. The match ended when Styx put the Pimps Up Hos Down on Butter. The team of Styx and The Webmaster were too much for the champs to handle. Outraged by the upset PTP attacked Butter Johnson until he was unable to move.

What happened next was unscheduled and confusing. While conducting an interview with the new tag champs, a masked man declaring himself as the blue flame assaulted the champs. His reasons are still unclear. The tag champs battled back until The Blue Flame was left lying motionless.

The Camcorder Championship match and the main event of the night were highly anticipated and delivered a punch. PTP was ready to take on Styx who just won his tag belt. The match was executed like only these two men can do it. They exchanged moves only to kick out in pinfall after pinfall. Things got a little crazy when owner Smoothy Wong entered the ring attacking the wrestlers. Butter Johnson who was still angry about his beating by the Pimp entered and added to the schmozz. The Blue Flame too jumped into the action creating confusion for the already confused ref Bob Austin.

Styx and PTP took the match outside. Styx put PTP in a pimps up hos down, but somehow PTP kicked out. Styx picked him up and attempted to put PTP in some sort of submission move. Just then Wong ran in brandishig a guitar. Swinging for what appeared to be PTP. Ducking out of the way the guitar landed on Styx's skull knocking him to the ground.

It was then realized that PTP and Wong were in cahoots. Johnson came out delivering blows to both men and draping Styx over top of PTP. For reasons unknown The Blue Flame came running in to stop the pin. A confused and dazed Wong grabbed another guitar and blasted The Blue Flame. The count was made and Styx won the Camcorder Championship.

This event opened many questions. Why did Wong seemingly screw the Pimp out of the belts, yet they seemed to be in cahoots? Who is the Blue Flame and what is his place in the HCWF? Will Bob Austin ever be promoted to a wrestler again or is he destined to be a lowly ref? Check back in a couple of weeks for more HCWF action.

-Pitchfork

Heavyweight Champion- Butter Johnson

Camcorder Champion- Styx

Tag Champs- Styx & The Webmaster

(in alphabetical order)

The Blue Flame

Bob Austin

Butter Johnson (aka Prophet Six)

The Eternal Bitch

Mr. Universe

The Prime Timp Silky Owens

Therapist (aka The Rapist)

Smoothy Wong

Styx

The Webmaster

X-Ray The Mime

Check out the new page for the HCWF that is being updated a lot at HCWF's new page
It doens't have all that much more than what I ha\ve right now, but it will soon... and when it does I will just take this stuff on the league off of my site and just link that one.

You can also visit The HCWF's old page.
I warn you it is very outdated.

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