Instrument Played: Trombone & Background Vocals
Equipment: A shiny Bach Trombone
Age: 17
Jobby Job: Sandwich Consultant at Mr. Goodcents in Sunset Hills
Domicile: Fenton, MO... the land of toothless carnies and laundromats.
Musical Influences: Kid Dynamite, Alkaline Trio, Lawrence Arms, etc.
View on Life/Deep Quote: "Lick my knob."
Band History: The Incidents
Social Status: Band Geek
Marital Status: Rebecca currently occupies Ram's heart
Turn-Ons: Video Games, punk chicks, burning cd's rather than buying them, and video games
Turn-Offs: Clubfoot, hairlip, cottage cheese vagina.
What I Hate: See Turn-Offs
What I Like: Hating stuff, Playing the 'bone, Music, etc.
Fun Fact: Thad has the magical power to summon flesh-eating midgets at will.
