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Militia Writings, Reviews, Interviews, and Manifestoes



Militia Reviews--Grid Magazine knows a good thing when they see it. Freight Train Boogie says we're not too shabby. I'm sure they'll come to see the error of their ways and realize we are the hottest thing since Johnny Cash sat in with the Sex Pistols. Renton Magazine likes us enough to review the CD, do an interview with Doug Martin, and print some of his literary works. Check out their website to order a copy and/or submit your own poems, music reviews, and other assorted scribbles.

Dog Man Speaks!--The Hogfrost interview with our obsessive/compulsive Icarus. Includes speculations on Son of Elvis, performance art, and football vs. Old English syntax.

Blaine Testifies--The Rhodes Scholar takes on those crooked, funds-wasting, NEA-slashing Oklahoma politicians and the Pillsbury Doughboy.

The Rhodes Scholar Addresses Oklahoma Legislators--A bio on Blaine, this article discusses the Rhodes Scholar's public speeches, interests, etc.

Backlash for Blaine--After Blaine won the Rhodes Scholarship, he was denied the Top 10 Senior Award from Oklahoma State University's Alumni Association. Check out this great response to that decision.

Garth Brooks and the Delicious Militia--This is a photo of the Militia hanging out on Garth Brooks' front porch.

Excerpt From Doug's memoir, "Beyond White Lightning"--Doug chronicals his obsessive thoughts about women, his mental illness, and how many times it is necessary to check the light switches if you don't want to have a disaster on your hands.


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