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April 7, 1999

All About The Webmaster


All right, here's a quick overview of me for anyone who cares.


Name: Christine Levasseur

Nicknames: Toad (this has nothing to do with physical appearances), Tigger, Bitch

Birthday: December 10th, 1981

Age: 17

Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

I look like: death warmed over?!?!

Other languages written and spoken: French and Spanish

Parents: Just my mom. My 'rents are divorced and my dad lives out in T.O. somewhere.

Siblings: 18 yr old brother (refraining from mentioning real thoughts of this...ahem *clearing throat*.. person, in fear of having him stumble upon this page)

Pets: A black and gray female cat. Her name is Sophie, and no, I did not name her. An orange tabby named Shaztigger. (Don't ask! *L*). A female Dalmatian named Sasha.

Goals/Ambitions: Dammit! I will get a job behind the scenes in the music biz...and I will have control over backstage passes! *EG*

School/Job: Grade 11 student

Where I want to live in the future: Ask me after I find out where JC is settling down! *L* JK

Favorite Spice Girl: Um...well I'm fascinated by Posh!...Don't ask!

Songs: "I drive Myself Crazy" by *N Sync, "Iris" by GooGoo Dolls, "Clumsy" by Our Lady Peace

Magazine: Teen People. It's the only one I've ever read that doesn't have articles about what the members of *N Sync are most afraid of! :OP

Article of clothing: Red, plaid, pyjama bottoms! The comfiest things I have ever bought!

Cereal: Mmm Fruit Loops, just cause they've got the brilliant name of Fruit Loops!

Photograph of myself: Anything before grade one. After that I was severely beaten with an ugly stick!

Movies: Dazed and Confused, The Crow, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, The Never Ending Story

Colors: black, and purple! Isn't this webpage a slight hint?!

Day of the week: Friday

Drink: Cherry Coke, even tho they have the lamest slogan ever: "Do something different".

Food: Stuff that's edible

Perfume: Blush by Exclamation

Season: Spring

Shampoo: Wasn't that a movie?

TV show: I don't watch TV, except for Much Music and whenever there's an *N Sync appearance! *L*

Words/phrases: hiya, okie smokie, seriously, yeppers

Disney movie: See "Disney or Warner Bros." for answer to this one!

Vacation spot: Nice, France

School Subject: Ack! I would say North Amreican Literature because I like reading, but my grades don't exactly reflect this!

Sport: *L*

Cartoon: What's a cartoon?

Month: December (Christmas and my b-day!)

Holiday: My birthday. It should be declared a national holiday, it's murder going to school on my b-day!

Part of newspaper: My dog rips it up before I can even see the headlines!

Book: "Charlotte's Web" by E.B. White. It's a classic!

Drug: Thanks, but no thanks!

Do I believe in love at first sight?: Yeppers! It's never happened to me, but if you're meant to be, you'll know it instantly! (Woah! Could that have rhymed anymore?!)

Most embarrassing moment: What? And leave myself open to ridicule?! I don't think so!

Biggest pet peeve: People who cry when they meet a famous person! Yes, I'm talking about all you girls out there who break into hysterics when Justin winks at you at a concert! Shall I go over the number of other chicks he's winked at?!

Activity in which I excel: Making an ass of myself! Happens alllll the time!

Coolest experience: Working with physically disabled kids at a summer camp. Hey! Looks like I have a heart somewhere in here!

Scariest thing I've ever done: I'm not quite so adventurous unfortunately! One of these days, I'll do something scary enuff to makes heads roll

Stupidest thing I've ever done: Sniffed Coke!...The soft drink that is! Ahem, yeah, I know! Hence the reason it is in the STUPIDEST category!

Funniest thing I've ever done: Um....have you read my reviews?! Those are hilarious! Okay, so maybe not!

Fave thing to do in the summer: Sleep in!

Fave amusement park ride: Any roller coaster that doesn't go upside down...or you risk seeing my lunch, again!

Special skill/talents: HTML as this site would prove. I taught myself! Damn I'm special! I can also write stories pretty well.

Least fave food: If it looks nasty, chances are I won't eat it!

Present crush: JC, JC, JC, JC, JC, JC, and JC. Actually no one! No one is worthy off me! *L*

Longest crush: Wayne Fissile (since 4th grade and I hear he's as fine as he ever was!)

Most precious possession: My brain...so don't even try and shove your 10 cent weed in my face! :OP

Biggest temptation: Gum! Gimme a piece of gum, and I'll say yes to anything! Oh and there's also scratching my back, but you don't wanna hear about that!

What I want people to remember me for: For being the biggest bitch there ever was. Yes! I'm a bitch and I wear my badge with pride

First thing I notice about the opposite sex: Eyes: the doorway to the soul

Least favorite thing about the opposite sex: Pig-headedness. Traces of it can be found in males of all ages, shapes and sizes.

Most important thing in a friendship/relationship: Honesty/honesty

Turn Ons: Too many damn things to list!

Best on-line bud: Jessie. We were seperated at birth I tell you!

Dream date: Sitting on one of those old fashion swings that hang from the veranda while cuddled under a blanket. Stars and good conversation are a must. Told ya I was a romantic.

Star Trek or Star Wars?: Star Wars! Having a family that is addicted to Sci-Fi makes it hard to enjoy Star Trek...cause I've seen every damn episode 10 times!

Jerry or Oprah?: Jerry. Oprah...you're shows are getting lamer and lamer!

Matt or Ben?: Ben... He's the brains behind it all. Matt was given lead role cause he threw a tantrum!

Ballads or dance songs?: Gimme both, I'm easy to please

Coca Cola or Pepsi?: Pepsi, cause everyone knows that Pepsi is ten times better than Coca Cola can ever aspire to be

Day or Night?: Night. Everything fun and interesting happens at night! *G*

Diamonds or Pearls: Neither! Blue zircons are good enuff for me!

Disney or Warner Bros: Warner Brothers. I'd like to kick Mickey Mouse's butt to Never Never Land

Flowers, Candy or Poems: Poems, it's the only thing that lasts and I love it when people connect with my soul!

Gold or Silver: Silver. I find gold the color of pimps or members of the Mafia. Besides, gold is just plain tacky!

Kissing or Hugging: Hugging. Cause I can do it to anyone and it doesn't spread colds

Land or Sea: Land. Ask me how the boat ride to Capri went!

Love or Lust: Love. *sigh*... I'm a romantic. If you can help me, please, e-mail me with advice.

McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King. Ronald McDonald makes me wanna hurl

Mud Wrestling or Jello Wrestling: There's always room for J-E-L-L-O!

Smiling or Laughing: Laughing, 'cause I love attention and my freaky giggle always works

What happened to the New Kids on the Block?: When did NKOTB leave??? Ha ha! JK...Actually....by some freak nuclear meltdown, all five members were disfigured. After the media died down for NKOTB, they re-formed to become Backstreet Boys. What I'd like to know, is how did they manage to re-create Donnie's face so well?? (Oh c'mon! Don't tell me you've never contemplated this scenario!)

Have I ever had a summer fling?: Nope! So please!..Any males from the age of 15 to 19...feel free to give me a call! *L* JK

Who can I see myself marrying?: Does the name Joshua Scott Chasez ring any bells?! But, seriously, no one! I'm too damn selfish and independent to put up with anyone else's shit!

How do I see my future?: Long and pitiful

Have I ever called a person of the opposite sex and then hung up?: Um, no! 'cause it's a waste of my time!

Do I have friends of the opposite sex?: Yeah, but they just don't understand me!

Do I like Spaghetti O's?: Hell yeah! If it can be warmed up in the microwave, it's good enough for me!

Have I ever had my heart broken?: No, only cause I don't allow anyone to handle it!

Do I believe in my Horoscopes?: Only when it comes true.

Do I read the bible?: What's a bible?

Why is the Earth round?: It just is, deal!

Do I want children someday & if so, how many?: NOOO! Keep those brats away from me!

Do I gossip?: Yes, and don't try and tell me you don't!

Have I ever been attacked by a big dog?: No. Doggies love me! (No comments from the peanut gallery, please!)

When do I want to move out of the house?: If all goes according to plan, as soon as I graduate

What do I want to do when I'm older?: Be happy, if that's even possible.

If I could be a celebrity, I'd be: No one! I'm better than all those skanky ho's put together!

If I could be in charge of my parent for one day, what would I have her do?: Go back to school. Good luck mommy dearest!

If I were stranded on an island, who would I like to have with me?: Um, unless you're an idoit, this should be quite obvious by now!

If I had one wish: I'd have world peace. Um, yeah! Whatever! More like I'd ask to spend the day with *N Sync, but whatever.

If I really liked someone but they just wanted to use me for sex, would I let them?: Hey, if I like you, than you must be worthy! KIDDING!

Do I or have I ever done drugs or drank alcohol?: Nope. I'm kind into being aware of my surroundings and what's going on!

If I could have anything I wanted but had to kill for it, would I?: Nope. Unless of course you mean a spider, 'cause then I'd be all for trampling it!

If I were famous and threw a big party, what other celebs would be there?: The whole *N Sync gang, all of Our Lady Peace, Rick the Temp, and...well..we could be here all day!

Am I superstitious?: Sometimes. But then it just gets annoying to have to be so careful and paranoid.

If I saw Hanson walking down the street, what would I do?: Frown ferociously and cross the street.

Vampires or Werewolves?: Vampires. I'm hairy enough as it is! (JOKE!)

If I could rule the world: I'd banish Hanson to the dark side of the moon and send Celine Dion, Sarah McClachlan (or however the hell it's spelled) and Screech..I mean Mariah Carey with them. Have fun!


If you'd like, you can read some of the stories I wrote. Some are nothing but ramblings, and one isn't even finished. Let me know what you think.

¤ A Matter Of Timing ¤ Fireflies ¤ As A Bird ¤ The Beginnings of a Detective Story ¤ Untitled and Unfinished ¤


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