9. Get a restraining order filed against Leighanne.
8. Practice singing with eyes open.
7. Find a new best friend so I don't have to hang out with Nick anymore.
6. Tell the 3 people that don't already know-- "Kevin is my cousin."
5. Walk the dog. No, wait! I had a restraining order filed against her! Never mind!
4. Walk Tyke.
3. Paint nails so they look nice. I mean, so I won't chew them. Really.
2. Make people stop comparing me to Marky Mark. Just because we look the same doesn't mean that everyone should say it!
1. KILL THE HANSONS!! KILL THE HANSONS!!
~*~AJ~*~
10. Dye hair.
9. Throw a crack party.
8. Go to a Crack Fiends Anonymous meeting.
7. Buy more crack.
6. Drop out of Crack Fiends Anonymous-I don't have a problem!!
5. Attempt to convince the press that my pregnant "girlfriend" is over 18. "It was legal. Really!"
4. Dump that Innosense whore.
3. Eat something!
2. Get latest tattoo removed. (I knew that relationship wouldn't work.)
1. Dye hair-again.
!*!*NICK!*!*
10. Go grocery shopping- I NEED MORE FOOD!!!!
9. Find out where Angel hid her Barbies.
8. Play with Angel's Barbies.
7. Clean my room- Mommy said so!
6. See just how far BJ's boyfriend is willing to go. (hey, I look a lot like BJ, he won't know the difference!)
5. Make that difficult choice- boxers or briefs?
4. Decide to wear both. I am SO cool.
3. Break up with Howie- for good this time!
2. Open the closet door and walk free!!
1. Go to the gym. OK, maybe not. I'll just find a nice guy named Jim instead.
~~~~~KEVIN~~~~~
10. Stop saying "No diggety."
9. Practice lying about my age. I'm 3- I mean 27.
8. Go work out at the gym. Maybe Nick will come with me, there's a refreshment stand on the way!
7. Start a "Let me sing" petition
6. Beat down Howie. C'mon, everybody knows I could snap that guy like a twig!
5. Write words for my solo. "Twinkle, twinkle little..." Oh man, all the good ideas are already taken!
4. Get tips on how to properly pluck eyebrows from Howie.
3. Start a fashion trend, TURTLE POWER!!!!!!
2. Bench press Nick, they don't sell weights that heavy!
1. Make Howie cry- "Sorry Howie, you'll have to have your own room this time, you know how Nick wets the bed!"
^~^~^~^~^HOWIE^~^~^~^~^
10. Come out of the closet and tell everyone about my relationship with Nicky. I have to stop living this lie!!
9. Be cool like Lance and go by my middle name. Dwaine sounds awesome!!!
8. Buy more ugly outfits.
7. Wash hair-- it needs it!
6. Train myself to stop saying "like I say" and "and stuff like that."
5. Write Nicky some love poems and stuff like that. I mean, love poems and songs. I didn't say that other thing, ok?
4. Call a doctor about that pesky winking disorder.
3. Ruin more songs by singing screechy high falsetto parts.
2. Write some fan mail to myself, just so I can pretend I'm loved.
1. Drive around in my nasty van all day and try to get Nicky to "go for a spin" with me.
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