Iiiiiiiit's concert time!!

As you all probably know, summer is the time for boyband tours. So since the BSB/'N Sync/98 Degrees/Moffats/New Kids reunion tour!!!(dern, that one's not happening) is coming up soon, you need to be prepared. Yes, you never know what will happen. You could meet them and well... one thing could lead to another... NO!! I didn't mean prepared like that. You need a sign. Yeah. That's what I meant from the start. But if you feel you should bring some condoms or anything along, by all means, do so.
Sign Slogans

~~ "Brian: Show Me The Tummy!"

~~ Tape a men's leopard print thong to the sign and write "You left these at my house last night".

~~ On one side: "Take It Off!" On the other side: "Put it back on!" (Use this when Howie starts stripping)

~~ "Thrust It"

~~ Instead of "I love you!": "I think I just might like you"

~~ "I think I'm at the wrong concert"

~~ "LOOK AT ME!!"

~~ Just write randon comebacks on signs: "Well how do you think I felt?!" (This is also works at the mall. Just go up to someone you don't know and continue an "argument" that you had with them before.)

~~ "I'M LEGAL"

~~ "New Kids Forever!!!" Oh, the teenies would just LOOOVE that one!

~~ "Why haven't you paid the child support?"

~~ "Nick-- Yo-yo dieting is BAD!"

~~ Tape a sign to your chest that says "Pervert". (Only works if you're up in the front)

~~ "What are you lookin' at?"

~~ "Free Beer Over Here" AJ would be crowd-surfing over to you in no time!

~~ "MOSHPIT!!"

~~ "You messed up the words"

~~ Take a big picture of Jabba the Hutt and put Nick's head on it.

~~ Write "The" or "Baby" on your sign and flash it whenever they say the word.

~~ "The EPT said +"

~~ "Bring Back Obie!"

~~ "38DDD"

~~ On one side: "Nick, your pants just fell down!" On the other side: "Caught ya lookin', Howie!"

~~ This one was sent in by Debbie (rainbow_brite_02@go.com): "I*heart* Justin Timberlake.......oh wait,wrong concert!!!!"

Stuff To Throw Up On The Stage
Don't eat these things and then actually throw them up, we mean toss them onto the stage! The opening act people usually suck, so why not have some fun? WARNING: You can throw this stuff at the Backstreets or whoever you're actually there to see, but the security people don't like that too much. So make sure they're not looking when you do. These will only work if you're right up in the front or have a really good throwing arm. :)

~~ Those little flourescent colored plastic farm animals.

~~ Condoms!!

~~ Tampons (especially good if Britney Spears is opening)

~~ New Kids dolls. Yes, I know. If you're anything like Hannah, you don't want to part with Donnie. So just tie a string to him and reel him back in.

~~ Various rotten fruits and vegetables

~~ Gummy worms

~~ REAL worms

~~ Water balloons

~~ Autographed pictures of yourself

~~ Popsicles (popsicle sticks would do in a pinch)

~~ Training bras

~~ Huge 60EEE bras

~~ Squirt them with squirt guns

~~ Kazoos (you have to have one too so you can hum along with all the songs- just bring a whole bag of them so you can share with the folks around you.)

~~ Generic Barbie dolls (Polly, Robyn, etc.)

~~ If Howie throws a rose to you during his solo song, mutilate it (and color it with red marker so it looks bloody) and throw it back up to him.

~~ Nicorette gum for AJ

~~ Playboy magazines

~~ Tic Tacs

~~ Ketchup packets (just wait til they step on 'em!)

~~ Another one from Debbie (thanks girl!!): Anything 'N Sync or Britney Spears-- Nick:OMG!!!! It's Britney Spears........I....I....I can't see!!!!

WOW!! Take me back to the index page so I can get some more great ideas!!!

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