Paranoid? I think not!


It's true, I tell you, it's true...


*Mission Impossible theme song plays in background*

#1: Kevin
They never used to let him sing solo, but once the fans realized it and start campaigning for Kevvy, management gave him all sorts of solos for Millenium. I bet they keep him in a closet and beat him while they're at home so he can't get any ideas or anything. THEY'RE KEEPING OUR MAN DOWN!!!

#2: Nick and Dwaine
We all know this... they're in a "relationship". There's no way we can deny this, even though it's so sad that Nick would pick *shudder* Howie. *sigh* But life goes on...

#3: Nick and Britney
No, they're not a couple... THEY'RE EACH OTHER. The evidence:

a. They both have things for members of their family (Brit and her cousin, Nick dating people that remind him of/are his sister B.J.)
b. They're both the most popular people in their group. Britney wins by default.
c. They both went from a B to a C cup after Thanksgiving break.
d. They both throw themselves at members of boybands- Nick: see #2, Britney: Justy!
e. They're both trying desperately hard to be blonde.

#4: Leighanne Wallace
She's after Brian for his money. She's really old. Her boobs are fake. Case closed.

#5: AJ and JA
This started out as a joke between us. Whenever AJ would do something bad/scary/perverted, we would blame it on his evil twin JA. Now it's gotten to the point where we're beginning to wonder if JA isn't the good twin and AJ's the bad one after all, the evil one shows up so often.

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