one night when britney spears was on tour, she was rushed to the hospital to have her stomach pumped... she had about a gallon of "stuff" pumped out... and wonder of wonders, this "stuff" turned out to be cum... (if you don't know what cum is, leave now.) all this just happened to take place while she was on tour with nsync... a coincidence? i think not! so i was thinking about this... and i have cum (hehehe... sorry, bad pun...) to the conclusion that she must have blown all of nsync, the road crew, the security guards, management, and fat old lou pearlman... at least... a gallon IS quite a bit... obviously, this hasn't really changed my opinion of britney much... i always knew she was a slut... but i must say, i am quite impressed... it must take great stamina to keep that up long enough to accumulate a whole gallon...
Just in case anyone needs a visual (nooooo!!), here's some pictures for ya... hehe...
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