Let's start it off with a message from the message board, shall we?
BSB rules, you ur site & Nsync sux
No, we blow.
216.78.44.61 writes:
Gee, it's great that people have the guts to write their name, isn't it?
Hey, u do know your site is not worth sh*t.
Of course we know that. Waste products are very expensive fertilizers. Unless you live on a farm. But that's not the point.
How the f*ck can you say such bad things about people you don't even know, dammit.
Easy. We just type on the keyboard, and words magically appear on the screen!! It's amazing, I tell you!!
You know, I do hope you lose your message board. I hope you lose it all.
Yeah, baby. I wanna lose it all to you. Oh yeah, baby.
This site just sucks, (f*cks) hey, that almost rhymed even though it don't make sense worth sh*t.
You're a real bright one, aren't you? I love the way you censor yourself, you d*mn f*cking dips*it. Real cool.
It is a mother-f*cking mess, I am so p*ssed off I swear I could tear off your f*cking necks.
Um... you don't know us, you don't know where we are, I seriously doubt you could find us and hurt us. Sorry, honey.
What the h*ll is wrong with the people in this world.
Bad role models? Oh yeah- there's supposed to be a "?" at the end of that sentence because it's a question. Can you say "question"? I knew you could!
There all just as f*cking sick as u. U need to be strapped to a phsyco bed and repeatedly whipped.
Yeah, baby! Whips and chains!! Beat me, beat me! But first, GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL. "Phsyco" is really "psycho". Hooked on Phonics worked for me.
Then murdered in an electric chair for your foul enjoy.
Is it just me, or does that make no sense at all? No more drugs for you, #216.78.44.61!
I gotta go do my bf. I swear all he thinks about is kinky sex.
Like the kind we had last night?
Ahhhhh, he just put out the handcuffs and the whip, run for your lives!
Oh, me next, me next!!!
Hey buddy, put your hands where they belong! Oh, nevermind, that feels gooood, uh-huh!
No one ever includes me in their kinky bondage threesomes. *sniffle*
Later!
I'll be waiting for you. Really, I will.
Name: Janie
ah, nice to meet you janie, i'm sarah (hey, at least she wrote her name)
Fave boyband: Backstreet Boys
just because we asked doesn't mean we care
Fave boyband member: Nick Carter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasps for breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NKOTB: hate, like, or LOOVE?: hate, hate, hate, and I refuse to compare them to the Backstreet Boys, BSB is so much better
hey, are you dissin' my favorite group? i should hunt you down and give you a good old-fashioned beatdown!!! nkotb is the greatest group in the world and you know it! you're just jealous because bsb wants to BE nkotb.
Rate our site on a scale of 1 to 10 (10=rules the world, 1=sucks worse than Howie): negative(-)1million, Howie does not suck either
hey! if you multiply two negatives, like our good friend janie has done here, you get a positive! she loves us! she really loves us! what are you talking about? howie sucks nick all the time! (ew, mental picture!)
Comments:
This is the truly the worst site I have ever really seen. Sorry, but this is just one of those crude sites that make you so angry with that person you could go out, find them, and then destroy them. People are entitled to their own opinion, but making fun of someone who in no way deserves it, is just crude and evil. In my seventeen years of life, I have seen a lot worse, but for some odd reason this one really gets to me. Can you say exactly why you hold so much against people you do not even know. Oh well I will just not come back.
excuse me, but i don't believe you know us. hmmm... but you're holding our site against us... oh, could it be, is it another....another... HYPOCRITE?!?!?!?! just because we have nothing better to do than write down all the stupid things 'nsync & bsb do, doesn't mean we're bad people. we're just pathetic!! now if you'll pardon me, there's a tube of chocolate chip cookie dough in the fridge that's calling my name.
Look everyone! It's an e-mail!
From: "Jeanne Haney" -- garose@bellsouth.net
Subject: Mistake
us, mistake? i have never heard those two words in the same idea before. this is a first!!
Hey,
well, hello there, how are you on this fine morning?
You really suck,
*hey,at least we don't swallow*
and you care what people say.
*not really, but we are pretty good at pretending*
Under your little Loser Club
*what, did someone say our names?*
you said, and I quote: "So insult us all you want 'cause WE COULDN"T CARE LESS WHAT YOU THINK!!".
*indeed, that is what we said. and we MEAN IT TOO!!*
You typed that you could not care less.
*and your point is...?*
Which means you won't care less, you will care whan we insult you.
*i do believe you are a bit confused. saying "we couldn't care less" means that it is impossible for us to care any less than we already do because we don't care at all!! to say "we could care less" would be that we care, but if we really wanted to we could care less than we do. do you understand now? i didn't think so.*
If the Backstreet Boys came by this site, they would be really upset.
*if they come by here and get offended, that's just too bad. if they choose to come to our site, they should be prepared to take it as a JOKE just like it says in that one place on our page that hannah put up and i've never read.*
The Reverand at my church's school, which I go to, as an actual school, says most people that have the nerve to do something like this are depressed and feel as though they don't have many friends, and want someone to realize thy are alive.
*that's great, but we feel like we have plenty of friends. and we're confident enough about it to tell people that we don't have any friends. now you can take that however you like, but i must say, we are celebrities!!! i mean, we've gotten mail/guestbook entries from aj, britney spears AND justin timberlake(gag, choke, vomit). if that's not celebrity, i don't know what is!! anyway, i don't need a webpage for people to know i'm alive. i can find much better ways!! and they'd be a LOT more fun too. hehehe*
That is maybe not your case, but I am thirteen
*well, happy birthday to you! we're 14. now see how much we have in common? well, except the fact that you hate us and, frankly, we love us.*
and I have a set idea of what they would think. Think about it, if you like one Backstreet Boy and not the other, why make fun of another who has done nothing to deserve it.
*hmmmm...because it's fun?*
So what if Nick is going through puberty, you obviously have not yet,
*excuse me? dost mine ears decieve me? we have and we have the pms to prove it.*
but everybody does.
*duh, why do you think we get "the talk" 4 years in a row in health class?*
Writing bad stuff about them just proves you are not a fan,
*we're not fans? if we're not fans, why would we waste so much time on a site completely devoted to them? i think we're pretty damn good fans!*
if you say you like one and hate the rest, then that doesn't just hurt the Backstreet Boy you made fun of, it hurts the one you like too.
*oh, silly child. we don't hate all of them except one, we only hate nick, howie, justin and lance. well, hannah hates everyone in 'nsync and kov hates joey, but that's not the point!*
For instance if you love Brian and hate Nick, and find a way to prove it in front of them,
*ha. ha. ha. prove it in front of them. hear that guys? we're not so pathetic that we actually think we're going to meet them. and if we did, we'd be to busy "proving" other things (hehehe... kevin...) to waste time proving that we don't like nick/howie.*
Not only Nick but Brian will be hurt bacause they are best friends and you will have no excuse for making fun of Nick, will you?
*sure we have an excuse. we don't like him. he's a prick. he's a jerk to his fans. the list goes on and on*
What did he ever do to you? *well, for starters he was born...*
You have not even met him, he might be the nicest, most generous, loving, caring and blah-blah person in the world.
*see, if i had ever heard anything about him acting like that, i'd be apologizing to you right now. you don't hear me apologizing do you? see, that's what i was talking about.*
His weight, hair color, eye color, height, and the stuff you come up with should not matter.
*if they don't matter, then why do you care that we made them up and changed them to say what we want them to say?*
As for Howie, he seems to be the nicest of all of them.
*i never said he wasn't nice. but being nice doesn't mean he's not an ugly, greasy, disgusting, stumphumping troll.*
He may blink a lot, but so, what is your point?
*wink! it's wink for the love of ham!!*
He may be short, but so are a lot of guys.
*yeah but the other short guys aren't annoying, greasy, ugly, see list above, trolls*
And A.J. is just him self. Saying he is into drugs is just plain crap.
*we're just making inferences based on his actions. haven't you ever learned about making inferences? it's really a valuable thing to know*
That is low, he is a really nice guy.
*i'm sure he's a really nice person, but that doesn't have to mean that he doesn't enjoy using drugs and having sex.*
That is harsh pre-judgement of a person. If you ever meet the Backstreet Boys, you need to apoligize to A.J., Howie, and Nick.
*why do we need to apologize? they've never read any of the garbage we write! what difference does it make if they don't even know about it?*
They try, and no one is perfect, and if you like Brian and Kevin so much, how come you can't show a little respect for their three closest friends in the world?
*actually, i like aj. he's a sexpot. and i don't really think kevin would care about what we wrote. he seems like he's just in bsb to keep nick & howie from turning the bsb into their gayband (see hannah's "how they came to be" story). he's just protecting brian and aj.*
You're sight makes me sick.
*well be sure to use one of our complimentary in-flight sickbags. we just got the seats reupholstered.*
All of the Backstreet Boys are equally the same.
*no they're not. see, it's like this. kev's the best, then aj, then brian, then nick, then howie. that's just when you're talking to me though. talk to hannah & kov and you'll get different opinions. although it varies from person to person, they're not all the same. if they were the same, there would be no harmony and they'd be just like nkotb, since they started it all. which wouldn't really be a bad thing...*
Just as they say. That may not be what the fans think, but all of them have a special quality.
*if they all have a special quality, how can they all be the same? hon, these contradictory statements aren't helping your case at all here.*
Go on, have a nice life, go through puberty, and shut-up.
*do you take advice from people who don't like you? see, i didn't think so. neither do we. sorry hon.*
Buh-Bye,
GA Rose
P.S. Did I tell you your site sucked? Well it does.
*actually, i think that's one of the first things you told us. but for new kids sake!! we don't suck, we blow!*
Oh goody! More from the message board!
New kids on the block suck
No, they blow.
207.172.109.198 writes:
Yet another person without a name. Is everyone having an identity crisis or what?
You suck and you should come out of the closet.
Once again, we blow. And do you think we're lesbians, or do you actually believe we're typing this on a laptop in the closet?
OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY!!!! AJ E-MAILED US!!! *faints on the keyboard*
From: Alexander James Mclean -- mclean_aj@hotmail.com
Ummm... since when does "McLean" have a lower case l? He must have set up this account while he was drunk.
Subject: you_need_a_life
Ok, let me get this straight: you spend your free time going to teenage girls' websites and sending them pathetic e-mails and you're telling US that WE need lives. Whatever you say.
You need a life girl and the way ur talking about us Kevin think u are an imature little girl. He is probably right.
Gee, where do I start? First off, there are THREE of us, not one. Do you remember what you do when there's more than one of something, AJ? That's right, add an "s" to the end! Girls! Imature= immature. And Kevin cares about us because...? But we love you anyway!!! THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH FOR COMING TO OUR WEBSITE, AJ!! WE LOOOOOOOVE YOU!!
*Note* We don't actually believe that message was from AJ. How gullible do you think we are?
Name: Britney
Real name: POSER
My URL:http://www.peeps.com/britney
www.whoresforhire.com
My Email:PrtyGirl24@aol.com
skank69@hoochiemama.com
Fave boyband: Of course it would have to be *N SYNC, Justin and I are dating. It's only natural!
No, those are definitely fake.
Fave boyband member: Well, c'mon y'all. My baby Justin!
Your BABY?!?!?! I suppose you do look old enough to be his mother...
NKOTB: hate, like, or LOOVE?: I LOOOve the New Kids On The Block. But aren't they like gone?
Like, totally.
Rate our site on a scale of 1 to 10 (10=rules the world, 1=sucks worse than Howie): I think that this site is pretty dumb but I like the good pictures with A.J and of course Justin Timberlake. I love my baby soooo much!
HeLLO, we wanted a NUMBER. And what are you talking about?? We've been too lazy to even put any 'N Sync pictures up!
Comments:
I just want to say that I think that this web site is totally out of date.*Like your pink tubetops?* I mean c'mon get with things. A.J. is not on crack as in the drug*Hysterical laughter*...but he's on someone elses crack, but no one can figure out who. Probably some guy, but who knows.*Contrary to popular opinion, Sarah is NOT, I repeat, NOT a guy. At least not the last time she checked.*
Like, yeah. Fun breeze. Britney, *cough* we love you!!!! *cough cough cough chokes on own vomit*
Justin Timberlake
*sigh*.... here we go again!
My URL:http://www.nsync.com
www.ilovehanson.com
Fave boyband: N Sync
*ahem* EGO!!
Fave boyband member: Moi
ExCUSE me!! This is Justin High School Dropout Timberlake, how the schnitzel did he learn French??
NKOTB: hate, like, or LOOVE?: Like
Well, someone's enthusiastic.
Comments:
Well, I have to say that I have been to a few many *A few many? WTF?!?!?* of our *OUR?? This ain't yers, back off!* "humor" pages and I find this one as bland as the next. Something to spice it up would be appreciated because really I am getting bored with the repetitive stuff that everyone is putting in their websites. *THEN DON'T COME HERE.* I mean come on! Please, I love looking at funny humor sites that make fun of my band mates *Don't you have to play instruments to be in a band? HAAAAhahaha, he called them his mates... hehe... ok, I'm done.* and I, and if you are not capable of making anything FUNNY on yours than I really feel sorry for you. *Oh THANK YOU!! I always wanted the pity of someone I hate!!* try a little bit harder, kay? *Only if you learn how to capitalize the beginning of sentences, ok?* We're all gonna get this crunk! *That has to be the most idiotic catchphrase ever.* Peace out! *GET OUT.* Justin Randall Timberlake
*Ah yes, another winner. Ya gotta love it.*
From: Nicole Carter--inluvwithnick@netscape.net
*hmmm...nicole carter?...could it be, is it she, i mean he?...nah.*
Subject: LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!
*you rang? oh, and you're only allowed 3 exclamation points per customer. sorry hon.*
Hey Dorks,
*why hello! how ARE you doing dahling?*
what the hell is your problem?!*problem? methinks you are mistaken.* You said you were fans of n sync and BSB,*that we did, and that we are* so if you are then why the hell are you making fun of them.*i take it you've never seen the winner club before. as we have explained to so many teenyboppers, we do all this because we're losers with lots of free time, but mostly because it's fun.* and Nick is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo NOT fat! *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...ok, breathe, sarah, breathe...whew. ok, i'm better now. ok, so nick's not fat, he's HUSKY. hehehe...just like tub! (inside joke)* you guys *ahem, girls* are probaly just making fun of them because you are the most hiddious, UGLIEST things ever! *sorry, that's not the case. actually, we are quite happy with our looks. we just like making fun of nsync and bsb. it's as simple as that.* And you have no life because you have nothing better to do then get on the intenet and make your dumb, stupid, LAME and WAY un true website!!!!!! *think about it hon. we have nothing better to do than make our website and you have nothing better to do than write to us and tell us how much it blows. we're only doing this to benefit you, dear. you must learn how to resist the urge to lash out at those who are merely trying to help you.*
Love,
*oh, but hon, i thought you hated us? make up your mind, dear.*
Nicole Carter and Sarah Timberlake
*oh, no, it can't be...it isn't...TEENYBOPPERS!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! oh yeah, and hon- you're not going to marry them. they have girlfriends/boyfriends. it won't work out. sorry to have to be the one to break this to you, but it's just one of the facts of life.*
