NICK: It was him!!! I lost my virginity to him!!
HOWIE: Nicky, what am I going to do with you? You silly little boy! *sighs lovingly*
Nick- "I was dancing onstage with my fly undone!"
Wonder why? Howie says, "I was grabbing for anything." *Hmmm...*
Nick- "Why not do something with it?" *Do something with what, Nickay??*
Nick- "As long as it makes you happy, that's all that matters." *Gay pride!!*
Nick- "That's perfect." *Howie, stop doing that to him!!!*
Howie- "I'm always asking the other guys, 'What are you doing? You want to do something?'" *I guess Nick wasn't his first love.*
Howie- "My bed!" *WTF?!?!?*
Howie- "It's hard to just wind down and go to bed." *What's with all the bed stuff? And he's hard... ewww, mental picture!*
Howie- "It's the best thing that has ever happened to me."
Howie- "It was fantastic. A mindblowing experience." *Somehow I don't think it was his mind that was getting blown... Sorry, that's pretty sick!*
Howie- "It was my mom who always suggested it!" *Your mom wanted you and Nick to be lovers? Psycho.*
And here's a bit of conspiracy:
Nick- "But we definitely do like girls!"
Howie- "...but we definitely like girls!"
*I dunno, sounds a little suspicious. They're just reading the same thing off cue cards so they can cover up their little love affair!*
Ok, I'm sick of your crap, Hannah! I'm going back to the index page, I don't ever want to speak to you again!! WHORE!!
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