Kevin's Eyebrows

Sometimes people forget these two hard-working members of the Backstreet Boys. Without them, Kevin would be blinded by sweat during those exhausting dance routines, he would have to wear sunglasses to block the sun from his beautiful eyes, and we would have no material for Kevin jokes. Except for the whole three words per minute thing. But that's a different story. Without further hesitation, I present....

Milford and Wilford!!

Yes, it's his eyebrows. Personally, I think they're cute. And what does Kevin say?
Q: What would you do if you lost your hair?
A: I'd probably go ahead and shave it. That'd be cool. I'd probably look pretty freaky with these big ol' eyebrows.

Q:If your manager said, "What's with the eyebrows? We gotta change them," would you?
A:I wouldn't let anybody touch my eyebrows because I don't want to look like a made-up girl or whatever. They're big ol' Groucho Marx brows. I think you just have to be happy with what God gives you.

See, Kev likes them! And so do I. EYEBROW POWER!!!!!! *ahem*
Here's some info on the 6th and 7th Backstreet Boys:
Milford (left)~
Full name: Milford Harold Kevinshead
Height: 4 feet, 3 inches
Weight: 11 pounds
Hobbies: Sleeping, talking to Kevin and pretending it's voices in his head

Wilford (right)~
Full name: Wilford Gerald Kevinshead
Height: 4 feet, 3.5 inches
Weight: 10.5 pounds
Hobbies: Playing Rock, Paper, Scissors with Milford, tickling Kevin's nose

Maybe I ought to start a "Kevin Eyebrow Appreciation Society," a very highbrow (lol, pun intended) organization. Anyway, I've had a bit too much sugar, which is probably why this page was made. Whoo!! Too much free time too...

Please don't hurt Milford and Wilford, I'll do anything!

cLicK oN THe liNk & NO onE GeTS HurT

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