'N Sync To Do Lists

~~~JC~~~ 10. Brush teeth.
9. Go to the dentist.
8. Get a personality.
7. Push old ladies into the street and stay out past curfew. I'm such a rebel!
6. Brush teeth.
5. Brush teeth (they still need it).
4. Get braces.
3. Write a jazz version of "Giddy Up" and watch it climb the charts.
2. Get Justin to talk like a proper gentleman.
1. Brush teeth and go to bed.

(((((Justin)))))
10. Buy some more steroids.
9. Cancel gym membership- with these new 'roids, I'll never need to work out again. Unless Nick invites me over to play again.
8. Go to AJ's crack party.
7. Impregnate a fan. I've always wanted to do that!
6. Cruise the "ghetto" lookin' for some "fly hunnies". Pay close attention to the streetcorners.
5. Shave head- the fro has to go.
4. Get metal implants for screw-on head spikes- it's the cheapest screw I'll ever get.
3. Play a nice game of shuffleboard with Lance.
2. Go to Nick's house to play. Maybe I won't need those steroids after all.
1. Get pictures of myself playing basketball. The fans can't know my REAL hobbies!

{*{*{*{LANCE}*}*}*}
10. Listen to my NKOTB Greatest Hits CD.
9. Remind everyone, once again, that I'm from Mississippi.
8. Go to the gym- I can't get my tapered jeans on!!
7. Play shuffleboard with Justin.
6. Break up with Topanga- she keeps taking my concealer!
5. Write a fan letter to Nick Carter, my fellow albino.
4. Watch NKOTB videos for new fashion tips.
3. Walk in an Albino Pride Parade.
2. Learn to dance.
1. Hack off my adam's apple. That thing has got to go!!

^*^*^*^JOEY^*^*^*^
10. Stare at a wall for hours practicing my X-ray vision.
9. Try X-ray vision on female fans.
8. Eat.
7. Buy more red vinyl.
6. Keep practicing my X-ray vision. It's gotta work this time!!! 5. Eat. To think they kicked me out of the all you can eat buffet last time! The nerve!
4. Buy a cape to go with my red vinyl.
3. Use hooked on phonics. Hey, maybe Justin will help me talk "cool"!
2. Try to hook up with Britney Spears's foxy cousin, you know, the hot guy in the video!
1. Watch the Ladies Man, that guy is my idol!

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