Our Big Bangin' Orgy!!

Ok, we're lazy... there's no pictures... so sue us. Maybe they'll be coming soon.

We're in love (errr... lust, actually) with so many men, so we decided to round them all up and have a party! Quick, Kov, lock the door so they can't get away! we should have pictures up soon too, for your veiwing pleasure.

well, look at that, we already have j cuffed, joey's all dressed up, and brad's got the bed all warmed up. looks like they're all ready to play a nice little game. hehehe... i'll be back in a few hours. hold my calls!

Kov's Men I'll start with KEVIN!!!!!

You gotta love him. I would be partial to his cousin, but he's too short. I don't think there's anyone who can possibly not love cousin Kevin. Well, unless he's your cousin, but still!

Next we have Justy T.

What can I say, I just love all tall, muscular guys with curly blonde hair, blue eyes and wifebeater tans!

My 98 Degrees guy is Jeff.

Don't know why, don't know anything about him, just like him. Go figure.

For 5ive, I used to like Sean, but now I like Scott. Sean reminds me of Howie a bit too much.

Hey Scott, cum, I mean come here! Back off Hannah, I want him! Don't make me come over there and give you a good old-fashioned beatdown!

Hannah, I want a prince too! Not THE Prince, I want Willy!! (Prince William, duh) *speaking in her phone-sex operator voice* Hey baby, how bout you show me your royal jewels?

Erik VonDetton

I just have a thing for actors in low-budget made-for-tv movies, ok?!?!

Sarah's Men I'll start with Kevin too... who wouldn't! hehee... which brings me to my next thought- Lou Pearlman owns Chippendales.... now HOW did Kevin get into the BSB again?

The Drug-Abusing Floor Humper... AJ!

yeah... the whole floor humping thing is kinda freaky, but it's part of his charm.

The Fantastic Spandex Wonder: Joey from NSync

He's such a loser and noone likes him. what more could i want?

J Brown from Five

He's not fake. He loves women, booze & partying. i respect that.

sting yeah, he's comparatively old, but this is one sexy man!! hehehe... and what a voice!

christian bale

have you seen newsies? it's so much fun! or velvet goldmine... you gotta love it. and christian bale is an amazing actor, not to mention SEXY! hehehe...

The Orgy Man Himself... JAY! He's just so pretty! I have a thing for guys with great eye-makeup...

The Polo Jeans ad guy I don't know his name, but that's not important!! as soon as i can get a picture of him, i'll post it, but when you don't have a name to put with the face, the going gets tough.

Brendan Sexton III

I love every movie I have seen him in (Empire Records, Pecker...) and he plays the same character in all of them!! And I find him very sexy in an odd, twisted sort of way...

Heath Ledger

Have you SEEN "10 Things I Hate About You"? How about "Roar"? Now THAT's quality programming.

Drew from 98Degrees

Holy MUSCLES!!!

Jake Gyllenhaal

the star of my favorite movie, October Sky. It's a total geek movie, eh Meaeagghaeann? hehehe...

Brad Renfro

In my opinion, he's one of the best actors out there right now, not to mention a hottie biscotti! (thanks janalyn!)

Ethan Embry

he's just got this way about him. he's so cute! hehehe...

Marky Mark

yeah, i know, it's mark wahlberg now, but he'll always be studly marky mark to me. And best of all... THE MOFFATS!!(esp. Scott & Clint) Hey, even an orgy needs a little comedy. These guys are HILARIOUS. Hannah just about wet her pants listening to them at Sam Goody one day. Boy that was funny.

We're backing away slowly... no quick movements.... we'd rather be at the index page than with these psychos!

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