Playing Angband can be very dangerous to your health. The effects of playing too much Angband can be devastating. These effects along with other Angband related humor can be found on Thangorodrim in the humor section.
I have written a sequel to the legendary "Effects of..." list and it goes as follows:
Effects of playing to much Angband part II
Everyday outside school or work you tell your friends/colleuages: "I ain't going in there unless it's a Greater Vault".
When your girlfriend/wife gives birth to your child you ask her to use the Autoroller for good stats.
You can comsume 99 pints of Ale followed by 99 bottles of wine without getting drunk
Outside the women's locker room you try to expand the power of the look command.
You buy your girlfriend a "plain gold ring" although you now she likes gems.
You don't have to drink, and when you do you feel "less thirsty".
When your boss/teacher is talking you active "quick messages".
You keep asking your local priest for a copy of Wrath of God.
You search the Internet for a 3Dfx patch for Angband.
You ask your local bakery for elvish waybread.
You invoke Wizard Mode and cheat death.
You order "a ration of food" at restaurants.
You refuse too enter graveyards.
You refuse to enter any Zoo.
You eat wine and ale.
Please Steal 1999 Jonathan Garnegård