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The most frequently asked question to me is:
Why Locker 058?
Well it's rather sad really. In Series 7 when Lister and Rimmer play the locker game and Rimmer opens a locker and a flame shoots out at him. The number of that locker is 058! No more questions about that please
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If you haven't seen it you probably don't live in England, although it is shown in quite a few countries. Well as a
brief introduction:
Three Million years from earth, the mining ship Red Dwarf. It's crew, Dave Lister, the last human being alive, 2nd
Technichian Arnold Rimmer, a hologram of Listers dead bunk mate, and a being that evolved from Lister's cat.
The reason Lister is the last surviving human is that he went into stasis. He had a pet cat which was the reason
why Lister had to go into stasis; because he brought an illegal animal on board. While he was in stasis Rimmer
failed to seal a drive plate properly. This caused the drive plate to leak, then blow up and the whole crew,
except Lister were wiped out in the following radiation blast. Holly, the ships computer with an alleged IQ
of 6000 left Lister in stasis until the backgroung radiation was at a safe level. Not a bad idea, except that
this took THREE MILLION YEARS!!! In this Three Million years Listers cat, Frankenstein, was safely sealed in
the hold of the ship and cats evolved into humanoid creatures.
Lister is a self-confessed Lager drinking Curryaholic! Curries are his life, well that and the faint hope that
he will eventually have sex with, and marry Kristine Kochanski, an old girlfriend who he had a fling with for two
weeks.
Rimmer is a neurotic, sexually frustrated smeg head, for want of a better phrase. He blames his short
comings on his parents and anything else on everyone else.
Cat is obsessed by himself! Always wearing sharp, extravegant suits and is very lazy.
Holly is the ships computer who should have an IQ of 6000, shows an IQ of 6!
Ok anyone fancy a quiz? Try my Red Dwarf Quiz
Red Dwarf Quiz 1..
Red Dwarf Quiz 2..(Not Yet Complete)
Every now and again there comes a time, while watching Red Dwarf, that you think "Hang on, That's not what they said a few episodes back?!"...well now you can find out a few things which didn't make sense to me at The Nit-Pickers Guide to RED DWARF.
Links to RED DWARF pages:
