We ARE The Sexcapades Of Dan Diego
Please excuse us. This page is being thrown into a bin which we shall proceed to set fire to. All information you have read has been LIES propagated by THE capitalist pig-dog MAN.
Remember- we are your friends. We don't lie to you. The Sexcapades Of Dan Diego never existed. Don't look in the history books- they were never there. Honest.
This page will be re-integrated into society as soon as the effects of the brainwashing have worn off.
Brainwashing? No-no-no-no... we said Drain-watching. It's an exciting hobby for the modern day youth, y'know. You should try it some time. No, really you should.
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