Homer Simpson vs. Al Bundy
vs. 
The tow world's worst dads meet at Moe's Tavern.
Moe and Barney goad them into a drinking contest. Both agree and
Moe, in a lapse of reason, provides the beer free.
After six beers, both men are feeling tipsy and
begin commiserating about their wives. After ten, both laugh uncontrollably
after discussing the Three Stooges. After fifteen beers, they sing
"Born to be Wild." Moe runs out of beer and sends out for more from
Apu. Homer shouts "Doh!", because he can't remember more than one
verse of "Born to be Wild." Undaunted, he sings the verse over and
over. It sounds uncannily similar to the original. The beer
is restocked and the drinking begins again. After twenty, Al begins
to cry for no particular reason and Homer joins in. They miss their
dead fathers. Moe points out that Homer's father is alive. Homer
cries because his father isn't dead. After twenty five beers, Homer
is drooling. Al is listing toward starboard.
When Moe brings number twety eight, neither man
can work the pop top. They cry some on each other's shoulders.
The match is called a draw. Barney cracks open number fifty six,
burps and laughs at the amateurs
Winner: Draw (Barney)
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