vs. 

    The battle of the implant takes place in a pool.  Accustomed to being the entire center of attention, both women are enraged when the other shows up at a pool party thrown by Gene Simmons.  The pool clears as the cat fight from hell ensues.  Gene Simmons gets his video camera to save the fight for posterity.
    Both women claw and bite and attempt to drown each other.  Jenny pushes Pam under the water screaming "I should have been Barb Wire you bitch!"  Jenny struggles but Pam's implants act as a floatation device.
    Pam Lee then pushes Jenny under.  "If you keep making faces like that, it'll stick that way!", the new mom pulls from her wealth of maternal knowledge.  Once again, the implants refuse to stay under.
    This goes on for an hour, each trying valiantly to drown the other.  Finally, they grow tired and pass out.  Gene Simmons fishes them out of the pool and stores them away for later.

Winner:  Draw