Rush Limbaugh vs. Bill Clinton
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Tired of the insults from Rush Limbaugh, Bill Clinton
takes a poll to see if America would like him to fight Limbaugh.
The CNN/ Washington Post poll shows that 74% of Americans would like to
see this fight. Clinton finally grows some balls and makes the challenge.
Rush accepts after much goading from Newt Gingrich.
Clinton immediately enters training by holding a
town meeting and asking the public how he should train. Rush trains
by sparring with Bob Dole.
The day of the match arrives and it is decided that
these two heavyweights had better have a sumo match. Pay per view
viewership is high, although many people suffer psychological trauma at
seeing Rush and Clinton in those sumo diapers. Janet Reno acts as
referee. Al Gore acts as one of the turnposts.
The match begins with a lot of taunting. "You're
a right wing sicko!", screams Bill after his advisors tell him this is
a politically correct taunt.
Rush responds. "Well you're a communist wacko."
He and Bob Dornan sat up all night coming up with that one.
By this time both are tired and must rest.
The fight resumes only when someone gets the idea to throw a box of doughnuts
in the ring. Both men dive for it, wrestling away, but eventually,
Limbaugh's bulk wins out and he gets the doughnuts. Clinton is upset
but quickly gets over it when he discovers that he can see up the blonde
in the front row's skirt from this angle.
Limbaugh gloats for six hours and everyone goes
home.
Winner: Rush
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