Sacred Sow Production & Design
        Sacred Sow is the omnibus organization created by the very demented Captain Howdy (known only to his enemies as Chris Griffy) to copyright his creations.  These creations span from web pages to novels to television shows.  Captain Howdy is a newbie to web page design and appreciates the help of all web masters who put up with stupid web master questions from a green kid who wanted to make a page.  Any aspiring web page designer with questions is welcome to e-mail me at:

    Anyone wanting Captain Howdy to design a page for him/her may, after showering me with appropriate sums of cash, also use the same e-mail address to make such a request.  I am not, however, a right and proper webmaster.  If you want a web page, you'll provide your own server space bucko.  Fortunately, this is easy.   Geocities offers free personal web pages with no strings attached.  Get there by clicking here.

    gryphonking@oocities.com


    Pages created by Sacred Sow:

    Captain Howdy's Funhouse:  a page dedicated to the 80's band Twisted Sister.  My first major dive into the HTML pool and the page I'm still most proud of.  The genesis of Captain Howdy's pen name  Go see why this child is my favorite.

    Fight of the Century:  What happens when Captain Howdy's imagination runs away with him.  This page defies explanation.  You'll have to see it to understand it.

    Gryphon's Political Humor Page:  Another example of Captain Howdy's demented humor.  This is my first page ever and is very, very crude.  I've left it low tech on purpose to prove that a good page doesn't have to be a flashy page.