Darth Vader vs. Cylon
vs. 
    Bwah hahahahahaha!  Oh excuse me. *snigger.*  Ok, so maybe this isn't much of a match, but who knows, there have been upsets in the past. Maybe the Cylon has a secret weapon.  *giggle giggle.*

    The Cylons have invaded that galaxy far, far away.  The Emperor sends Darth Vader to wipe them out.  The Cylons challenge him to a brawl.  They send their strongest champion, Cylon Bob, to fight.
    He arrives aboard Vader's ship, the Executor, and surveys the scene.  Vader walks up slowly and extends his hand.  "The Emperor does not like you infringing on his copyright."
    "I'm not scared of Palpatine." Cylon Bob sneers.
    "Not Emperor Palpatine.  Emperor Lucas.  If you only knew the power of Lucasfilm."
    "But But, we're an original show.  We didn't rip off Star Wars.", Cylon Bob stammers.
    No one has ever heard Vader laugh, so it is unclear whether the sound emitting form his voice box might be a giggle."
    "Well that's what Lorne Greene told us!"
    Vader waves to two stormtroopers who wheel in a VCR.  "Perhaps you would watch the film with me."
    Cylon Bob agrees to this.  Vader uses the force to push play.
    Two hours later, the Cylon dies of shame...

Winner: Vader

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