Voltron vs. Power Rangers
vs. 
Angry about being ripped off, the Voltron team go out
looking for those Power Ranger weenies. The lions gallop off and
search until they find the Power Rangers robot frog. The lion team
wet their suits from laughing so hard. "What the hell can you do
with a frog?", Princess Allura asks.
"Well, I can catch electronic flies!", the Power
Ranger inserts helpfully.
The Voltron team need medical attention for the
hernias they've laughed themselves into.
"And watch this!", the frog yells. "Bud!
Bud! Bud!"
The Voltron team is trying to form Voltron but keep
getting it screwed up because they're laughing so hard.
The Power Ranger racks his brain and three seconds
later decides to impress them with his six inch vertical leap. "See,
I can jump!"
The lions have now formed Voltron and even the robot
is convulsing with laughter. "This is too good," the Voltron leader
says, trying to regain composure. "Shall we kill him now?"
"Let's gig him!", the princess says helpfully!
The Power Ranger frog tries frantically to hop into
a pond.
"Form blazing sword!"
The frog lets out a final squeak as Volton gigs
him.
"Anyone for frog legs?", the princess asks sweetly.
Winner: Voltron
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