I hate hanson!!
hanson sucks more than a baby sucking on it's bottle, there
that bad! If you haven't listened to hanson, take my advice,
don't.
The song MMMBop sounds more like MMMCrAP! And what the hell
is that flower in the background?? The attitude they show in the
video is um, how should I put this....STUpiD!!
Another thing I hate about hanson is their long hair. I mean
come on, girls pretending to be boys? what?
In many sentences I will refer to hanson as 'person',
'thing' 'male' and other 'quoted words' and here is
the reason. I can't figure out what they are!!
I don't see why some girls like this 'character'. I don't know
the % of morons on this planet! Girls who like this 'person'
may as well be gay! Like I said on the main
page, he is sooo ugly. His face is like way to long or something,
something must have messed up genes. And if you look at some of
his pics, he looks like a zombie or frankienstein.
A lot of people I know who's first impression on hanson is:
are these girls? you decide. I can't wait until this 'person's'
voice changes. MMMSqueak perhaps? hehe! Won't it be funny? Yes
it will. And when it happens, you can bet I'll be laughing.
The most annoying thing about hanson is I am forever hearing:
" oh, Tay is so HOT ", "taylor your so sweet", " my favorite hanson is Taylor ",
how dumb and blind are these people. The hanson you think is a he,
is really a SHe!!!!
"Uh, sure...whatever" is my first impression on this kid.
If you have seen the video MMMBop you know how dorky he looks.
Need I say more?
There is a terrible disease spreading all over the world.
With your help you can find the symptoms and over power this
HAnSoNITiS. If you notice these symptoms on anyone you know,
get them help!
You know your infected with hansonitis when:
- You have a hanson c.d, and you plan to buy more!
- You have a very low self-esteem and need hanson to feel whole
- You are way to happy.
- You freak out in joy when hanson is on t.v.
- You think that the hanson's are male,
- and eek you think that there cute!
- You use hanson posters like wallpaper in your room.
- and ick some of the posters are the same.
- Your dream is to be a back-up singer to MMMBop
- You think that you love hanson
- When you get older you want to marry a hanson
- You think that hanson have talent and are great singers.
- You think that Marilyn Monroe and Charles Manson had a kid and named him Marilyn Manson.
These are some easy steps to cure yourself of HAnSoNITiS.
- Break your hanson c.d(s) into many pieces, melt it together on the stove and make something new. Like a door stopper.
- Every night before you go to bed say: " hanson sucks " over and over. Remember they brainwashed you into liking them.
- Go on the net and harass hanson lovers in chat rooms.
- Go to every hanson fan page and sign their guestbook, telling them the page sucks.
- Go to every anti-hanson page and sign their guestbook, tell them to keep up the good work.
- Start listening to Punk, Marilyn Manson, and NIN.
- Stop acting happy all of the time, the world isn't such a happy place.
**I know these things may seem harsh to the hanson fans, but that is reality. hanson sucks!!!**
If a group of you have HAnSoNITiS, you can do these small activities to help you recover.
Remember you've just been through hell.
- Get all of the hanson stuff you can. T-shirts, c.ds, posters, anything that has the word 'hanson' on it. Put everything in a pile, and burn it!! You will probably not want to but remember this: hanson SUcKs!
- Start a help club for hanson lovers. Help others who need help to get out of hanson's grasp!! You could save lives.
And if none of those help. There is only one other cure,
KiLl youRseLf!!!!
I AM NOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY hanson lovers THAT TAKE MY
ADVICE AND SET THEMSELVES FREE!!
I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED IF THESE 'PEOPLE' ARE GIRLS.
I THINK THAT I AM RIGHT!!
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