I hate the spice girls



There has to be a reason why I hate these girls so much, and here it is. I think that they are sluts, the way they dress. I honestly don't know how people can like them when they dress this way. THEY ARE NOT ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS, the way they dress is well stupid. I don't like it, and not a lot of other people do either.

The spice girl videos
I have seen all four of the spice girl's so called cool videos. Which are Wannabe, 2 become 1, Mama, and I can't remember the other one, but like the other three, it sucks too!!
Wannabe: this is the DUMBEST VIDEO I have ever seen. What is the point of it? If you haven't seen the video, I'll give you a fast run down. All the video is of the spice girls running rampid through a building. Causing so called "Chaos, and anarchy". But that isn't what Chaos and anarchy is. So what are they trying to prove? don't ask me, I've given up trying to solve "spice girl fame" and have not come up with any conclusion. Also in the video, Wannabe the spice girls are flirting with WAY OLDER men. Now I know why they are famous, yeah, for all of the wrong reasons!!
2 Become 1: This video also is REALLY stupid. The whole song is about sex, and making love, ah, don't forget safe sex! But what the hell is the video about? It is of the spice girls sitting on the curb of a street, and in someplaces the middle of a skating rink. What the heck does that have to do with sex? And it looks like they are more in love with eachother in the video than actually singing. Mind you that if they were gay, I wouldn't care. I am not homophobic. But they would still suck. The video 2 become 1 I think is trying to encourage people to have sex. They make sex seem so WONDERFUL, EXCITING, FANTASTIC, ETC.... But in reality, sex isn't so wonderful, not all guys want to wear a condom, and not every girl has a boyfriend. But I am sure in "spice girls minds", everyone who can should have sex, wearing skimpy clothes will get you a man, every guy is good in bed, STD's only happen to "other" people, sex is wonderful, and EVERY man wants to wear a condom. But we ALL know (I mean the ones who have had sex), that sex is VERY OVERRATED! If ya didn't know that, REMEMBER IT!!
Mama: Have you seen this video? Who comes up with ideas to these videos? I've only seen this video once, thank god. The whole video is about the spice girls, moms. Who the spice girls commonly refer to as Mama. o.k, sure. Anyways, all you see on the video is the spice girls singing to a bunch of fans(probably paid actors/actresses), and their moms are in the crowd. It also shows the Mothers standing on grass outside, holding a big pic of thier daughters. Ever sucky video.
Unknown: As I said I cannot remember the name of the video, not that it matters though. All of this video has is the spice girls in a desert, shooting stuff at empty fish bowls. What is this video trying to prove? Then again, what are all spice girl videos trying to prove? The only thing WORTH watching in the video is that guy, they show for a couple seconds. Besides that, pass.

The spice girls apparently have nicknames, but believe me their so called nicknames don't describe them one bit!!

Mel.B
Mel B. is known as Scary spice, but she don't look all that scary to me! She looks stupid. Swinging that frizzy mess she just so happens to call hair around and sticking out her tongue, is that what scares people these days??? And what the hell is she trying to prove by sticking out her tongue? So what if she has it pierced, lots of people do. It don't make her special. And Mel.B go to the drug store or somthing, you are in DIRE NEED OF SOME ANTI-FRIZZ!!!

Victoria
Victoria is known as Posh spice. Apparently for her "lady like" mannor, and her style of clothes. The one thing that annoyes me the most about this one is that pout she always gives in every picture. Like is she trying to be cool or something?
Victoria's attempt to make sense, here are some quotes

Geri
Geri is known as Ginger spice, I've also heard her being called: Sexy spice. Personally Sexy spice suits her better. The "madame" of the group... she is the oldest as well as the most loved one... probably because of her photo spread when she spread herself in Hustler. She is the one who usually starts the "Girl Power" chant, which is what makes up their "Church of Spice".

I don't think that posing for a magazing such as Hustler is supporting Girl Power. In my opinion if the spice girls really did believe in Girl Power they would not be dressing that way. They are not getting the kind of attention that they are aiming at with their so called girl power thinking. Going around and yelling "girl power" helps nothing. Getting involved in things and organizations helps!!

Mel.C
Mel.C is known as Sporty spice, Melanie is the Addidas promotor for the group's endorsements. She is the only one not in videos all done up to be fit for whorin' though... And because of this I have come to the conclusion that she has been brainwashed to stay in the group!! Why would she stay in a group that dresses like that, does she have a choice. Who knows she may actually like the group, and for that she has my pity.

Emma
Emma is commonly referred to as Baby spice, as in she is the youngest of the spice girls. She has got to be the definition of what people call a dumb blonde!! And she is so corny. She thinks she is SO innocent, but in reality she isn't!!

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