Paul

Vocals

Name: Paul Kerner

Nickname: Porkchop

Birthday: Hatched 10-29-80

Status: girlfriend: Betsy something

Quote: Its all good!

Favorite band: Pie Tasters

Distinguishing Feature: Fat

Known in band as...: Band Lazy Guy

Word Yo!! That is me PC. Im the voice of the band. I write all the lyrics. My influences are the PieTasters and the Pilfers. I have lived in Houston all my life. I have tried to play every instrument and sucked at all of them so Im sticking with singing. I have finally found a girl who can stand me. Contrary to what Jeff and Jeremy say, Im not fat. (aside by Jeff and Jeremy: bullshit!)

Im just not skinny. Im going to give a shout out to Dennis and the 8 Johns. I work at AMC in first colony. As for the rest of my time, I spend it sleeping or eating. I enjoy Taco Cabana at 2:00 A.M. and adult wear at 3:00 A.M...So for now that is it. Spanks alot. Your friendly

fat

man Porkchop.

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