Leroy is a 16 year old 4th grader. Leroy's homework assignment is to use each of the following words in a sentence:

1. FORECLOSE: If I don't pay alimony this month, I'll have money forclose.
2. RECTUM: I had two Cadillacs but my ol' lady rectum.
3. HOTEL: I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
4. DISAPPOINTMENT: My parole officer told me that if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to jail.
5. PENIS: I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. ISRAEL: Alonzo tried to sell me a Rolex watch. I said man this watch is fake. He said bullshit, the watch Israel.
7. CATACOMB: Don King was at the fight the other night. Man, somebody should get that catacomb.
8. UNDERMINE: There's a fine looking ho' living in the apartment right undemine.
9. IRAQ: When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle Iraq and you break.
10. STAIN: My mother-in-law stopped by for dinner, and I axed her did she plan on stain.
11. SELDOM: Darnell gave me two tickets to the ballgame so I seldom.
12. HONOR: At our rape trial the judge axed my buddy who be honor first.
13. ODYESSY: I told my brother, you odyessy the tits on her.
14. TRIPOLI: My ol' lady wanted a bra for her birthday, but i couldn't find no 44 Tripoli.
15. INCOME: I just got in bed with Lois when income my wife.
16. HORDE: My sister got in trouble because she horde around in school.
17. DICTATE: My girlfriend says my dictate good.

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