I made these lists when I graduated from Germantown High School in spring '98. If you ever checked the old Royal Court page, then these will probably look familiar to you.

Top Ten Rejected Prom Themes This Year

  1. Listen to Loser Band for 3 Hours
  2. Breathalizer Tests at the Door
  3. Go to Widespread Panic Instead
  4. Buy It Beforehand
  5. Tubthumpin'
  6. Out 'Till the Tequilla Sunrise
  7. A Night with the Town
  8. Welcome to the Hotel California
  9. Big Footed Males Only
  10. Come for the Pictures, Then Leave

Top Ten Reasons Why Seniors at GHS Should Be Excused from Classes after April 1st

  1. 10. They've already spent over 650 days here. It's time to move on!
  2. 9. It's time to start planning after-graduation parties!
  3. 8. Dry ice is on sale at Kroger and they need to do a cool science experiment.
  4. 7. If they're old enough to vote, then, by God, they don't need to be attending high school! (Doesn't apply to us under-18 seniors, but...)
  5. 6. The administration is fed up with their streaking.
  6. 5. They have to make sure they have enough money to buy their after-graduation party goods. (Still can't believe that made it past the teacher editors!)
  7. 4. Um...They've earned it! Yeah, right...
  8. 3. They sleep in and/or skip most of the days in April and May anyway. (Hee!)
  9. 2. Mrs. Windsor's research papers have been turned in.
  10. 1. What else is there to do??

Top Ten Reasons Why It's Great to Be a GHS Graduate

  1. 10. No more of that stanky smell in B building.
  2. 9. The chance to plaster a "Nimrod" sticker on the principal's door.
  3. 8. The school cop can't search you for drugs.
  4. 7. Two words: Shoe Polish.
  5. 6. You now have no excuse to refrain from screwing that fine guy you've been eyeing since December.
  6. 5. Two more words: Road Trip.
  7. 4. You can sleep in past noon and not have to forge a note from your parents.
  8. 3. You can rub it in to your heart's content.
  9. 2. No more listening to the senior guidance counselor rambling on and on about the responsibilities of graduation.
  10. 1. Hearing the assistant principal call your name to recieve your diploma, and knowing that you'll never be hearing him call it again.

    I know this sounds twisted, but I'm actually going to miss high school...

    I know this sounds twisted, but I really don't! =)

    All lists were given to me by friends (and I do consider myself to be my friend), and you're more than welcome to use them! Have a nice day!