BLUE COUCH

You're leaving me alone here again,
Can't decide between a lover or a friend.
And lately it seems we're not quite sure,
How we want it to end.

I can't take all the blame any more,
Can't we figure out who left who so sore?
Don't remember what the hell,
We're arguing for.

(chorus)
Don't know why, but you and me
We were meant to be
Don't want to say goodbye.

(chorus)

I'm not always sure of how things should be.
I know I'm complete when you're with me,
This is worth one more try,
Can't you see?

Hurry up because time is ticking away,
And soon things will start to work as they may.
I'm just crossing my fingers...
That you're not GAY!

(chorus)

STARSHIP TROOPERS

Black hair, the cutest smile.
Haven't seen you in a while.
Tongue gives me a sloppy kiss.
Most don't love their dogs like this.

(chorus)
Moosey - Baby - I'm coming home.
Since you've been alone,
Where'd you bury - your - bone?
puppy

I love to grab you by the collar.
Too bad you're not taller.
You're a grump, when you're not fed.
At night, you jump in my bed.

(chorus)

But you just wouldn't stay.
I remember that faithful day.
You darted out that front door.
Was something there you wanted more?

Moosey - Baby. Come back home!
How much love, could've I shown?
Now I'm all alone.
puppy (...love)

SHE SAID

She came, she came around one night.
And it came as a huge surprise.
She claimed, she claimed she saw the light.
And it opened up her eyes,

But what she saw... we don't know.

I thought, I thought she was the same.
But I found out I was wrong.
I bought, I bought into the game.
But she didn't play along.

And what went wrong... we don't know.

(chorus)
Sally, such a strange girl.
What she could see, no one in the world could.

I tried, I tried to understand
What was eating her away.
She cried, she cried, "I'm in a rut,
But soon I'll be okay."

And with those words... she slipped away.

She was, she was a friend to me.
Like no one else before.
Because of what she sees,
Good friends we'll be no more.

It's kind of sad... but so it goes.

(chorus)

SLOW JAM

Slow jam

SPLASH MOUNTAIN

PARADE OF THE SATANIC ELVES

Be afraid, my dear,
That time of night is drawing near.
And what is blind soon becomes clear-
We're not alone.

Sooner than you know,
Joining forces all in a Row,
Evil faces begin to grow-
Into clones.

Stand back, not too close.
Their figures are tiny and gross.
Don't feel bad, they're the ones who chose-
To take that path.

So watch from afar.
Stay inside your houses and cars.
Cause they'll find you wherever you are-
And breathe their wrath.

MY PROBLEM by THE DANCE HALL CRASHERS

Never thought of leaving you today.
Never thought I'd ever feel this way.
But now I'm gone and you are alone.
I hope you're not waiting by the phone.
Cause I am never coming back.
Not because of anything you lack.
Believe me, there's nothing you can do.
The problem is with me, and not with you.

(chorus)
You've been there for me
Each and every time.
Trust me, it's not your problem,
It is mine.
I'm sorry, I don't know
What's going through my head.
I didn't mean for you
To be mislead.

For some reason I don't know
It doesn't feel right so I have to go.
Please don't let it hurt your self esteem.
You'll be some girl's everlasting dream.
It has nothing to do with you,
Please trust me, for I am being true.
I'm sorry for the pain it will bring.
I guess it's just another dumb girl thing.

(chorus)

The Shifters did not write this song and are in no way taking credit for it. They just like to play it which should be a compliment to the Dance Hall Crashers.

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