PHIL
Name: Phil Culpepper
Alias: Cletus Harwood
Instrument: Trombone, Holton TR161, open wrap F-attachment, .525 bore, red-brass bell, nickel-plated with a Bach 6 1/2 AL mouthpiece.
Favorite All Around Band: Jethro Tull
Favorite Ska Band: The Spitvalves
Favorite Rap Artists: Snoop Doggy Dogg, Wu-Tang Clan, Ice-T
Favorite Satanic Circus Band: Insane Clown Posse
Favorite Country Artist: That 14 year old girl
Favorite Plane Crash Band: Lynyrd Skynyrd
Favorite Song: Where's the Love, Hanson
Favorite Album: Look at What the Cat Dragged In, Poison
Favorite Video: Legs, ZZ Top
Favorite Painter: Vincent VanGough, because he cut off his ear and mailed it to his girlfriend.
Favorite Movie: The Beastmaster
Favorite Sequel: Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time
Favorite Straight to Video Release: Beastmaster 3: The Eye of Braxus
Favorite Made for TV movie: The one where Kevin Arnold from Wonder Years rapes and murders DJ from full house and dumps her body in a trash bag in the bottom of the lake where she is found several days later bloated, blue, and cold.
Favorite Cartoon: Danger Mouse
Favorite Book Non-Fiction: The human sexuality text book
Favorite Book Fiction: 6th grade can really kill you
Favorite Color: Clear
Favorite Cold Cut: Roast Beef
Favorite A-Team Member: Face
Favorite Thing to Buy at a Mini-Mart: Chocolate Milk, King Dons, and Lottery Tickets
Favorite Dog: The one that lives behind my old apartment by the dumpster with three legs that runs in circles and falls down when you throw meat at it
Favorite VD: Scabies
Favorite Shifters Show: Playing in Mike's apartment for Kate Grinder in her bathrobe
